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Homesickhorn

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  1. This^^^^ is beyond fucked up.
  2. Who in the fuck did I just watch? My question is, are the burnt orange shoes gonna become the norm now that they just did what they did?
  3. They’re 40? That makes me feel good about being 41. Yay, the SEC won another game they were supposed to win. I was cheering for Virginia. It made up for the Music City Debacle (today). I’ll cheer for LSU not because I’m a conference homer. That, I am not. Even though I hate LSU, I like Joe Burrow. The dude’s Heisman acceptance speech was pretty damn good.
  4. Bitches be cray.
  5. I was able to hop onto a few lily pads when I got to Boerne for Xmas. None of them new, just some old reliables that are still hot, still morally casual, and still cancel their plans to see me. Call it a well needed confidence booster to kick off 2020.
  6. Those things are one big muscle. Once I committed, there was absolutely no turning back. There’s a video of it that I don’t know how to post. For posterity, here’s me letting him go. And then here he is staring through my soul from about eight feet out after I released him. “Soon mother fucker”.
  7. I duck hunt in Winnie, and most of the guides are LEOs. I spoke with one of the first responders and he told me it was hands down the worst thing he’s ever seen in 25 years of law enforcement. On top of his law enforcement career, he’s an Army vet who has multiple tours in both Afghanistan and Iraq under his belt.
  8. Finally took little homesick on his first duck hunt. This actually happened the morning of the first hunt, before I drove back to Houston to get him.
  9. Hans: My truck!!!! Friedrich: Told you not to park it there dipshit.
  10. I’m going to replace, “He out kicked his coverage”, with, “He out drove his fog visibility “.
  11. Watching that Lawrence run on Skycast was awesome.
  12. That OP is trolling terribly.
  13. Don’t say that shit. I was able to take Okie State +6.5 before they changed the line. Go Pokes!!!!
  14. I’m a fan of the kicker for UNC solely because I’ve never seen anyone, that wasn’t an immediate family member, who shared the same last name. I paused the screen, snapped a pic, and sent it to my dad (Texas grad). His reply was, “Wow, that caught me off guard. If that kid would’ve been wearing number 86, your mom and I would’ve had simultaneous heart attacks.”
  15. That kid just summed up his entire sorry career here in one move (modified Rudy quote). Buh bye. What a stupid move.
  16. That car has been there for almost two months.
  17. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss his ass....happy Hanukkah.
  18. *choke on a bottle cap you sonofafuck...EAT SHIT!!!
  19. YoufuckingbitchFUCKYOU!!!!! And I hope you choke on a bottle cap ya fackin’ hahd-on! Brings me back to freshman year in high school. Good shit.
  20. And it really worked out well for them in the grand scheme of things in that game.
  21. This is kinda where I am right now. However, a cool story and pic is a cool story and pic.
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