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Homesickhorn

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  1. Late to this thread, but I’ve got two questions; Did this young man start in front of your son, nephew, or family friend’s son? Or did he date your daughter, and it ended badly? I G-Rated the second question. And go fuck yourself, just because I like telling people to do that, it’s just kinda fun.
  2. Reminds me of Billy’s chat with Dave Justice in the batting cage in Moneyball. Justice: Yeah, well y’all are paying me $7.5million a year, so yeah, I am kind of a big deal. Billy: Nah Dave, we’re not paying you all of that. The Yankees are paying half your salary. Justice: What are you talking about? Billy: Yeah man, that’s how the Yankees feel about YOU. They willing to pay $4 million to play AGAINST you from here on out. Now how does that make you feel?
  3. Vic’s one thing if not afraid to liven up the thread with his wheelhouse girls.
  4. Yeah, he’s a decent runner, but his throwing game looked like shit. I was surprised that we kept it that close.
  5. Are y’all talking about Plumbley or Corrall? Corrall is a head case, Plumbley has played pretty good this year, but might just be having an off night. I just turned it on. Shows how much shit I give at this point.
  6. That a boy! That’s the Vic we know and sometimes love.
  7. Yuri “The Mountain” store clerk: This little gun, with its little bullets, does it work? Subdued dipshit: Hhhrrrrnnnnngggggg. Yuri: Now that I have, and put to your head, it not feel so good against it, no? Just shake head for acknowledging communication, also shaking head good for continuation of blood flow to extremities that I crush right now while on top of you waiting for police.
  8. Sorry, but that’s pretty damn cool IMO.
  9. These cat pics get me a lot like the Hitler finds out (insert whatever happened) YouTube videos.
  10. Your life would be easier if you weren’t so damn gay.
  11. I remember finishing the book right before the 2008 RRS. That following Sunday, before we headed back to Houston, I convinced my ex wife to let me drive out to the campus. I remember taking some pretty cool pictures, but they were all lost. Thanks droid. I’m excited about this movie.
  12. Every true culinary artist tastes his or her food before it goes out. That’s just standard operating procedure. Plus, she should’ve ordered the enchiladas anyway, who orders a quesadilla at an enchilada institution.
  13. I like you, but you need to stop this nonsense talk immediately.
  14. It’s the Reef employees that were picketing. Regardless, it’s a shit show for Bryan. His wife, or ex wife is a cunt to the highest regard.
  15. I’m at Morrissey at White Oak right now. Actually came for Interpol, but I unfortunately allowed my girlfriend to tag along. Got to hear two fucking Interpol songs, half of one as we were walking in.
  16. They’re still trying to waive their contingencies. I’m about 70% sure they’re paying rent, and possibly have been for a little while. Word to the wise, if you start getting lease paper ready, and haven’t already at least started filing for permits, then you’ve made a big mistake.
  17. https://images.app.goo.gl/ZbW7yHtvNE1KVYeLA
  18. Texas tries to make Dan Jenkins write one more book from the grave?
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