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Homesickhorn

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  1. The dog pissing on the ground thing was something that y’all did first a few years back in Oxford. I’m pretty sure it started out as two high school buddies that parted ways, one to attend Ole Miss, and the other to attend State. It’s not a new thing, and has been treated pretty tongue-in-cheek by both camps, but tonight it cost my camp the fucking game.
  2. In his defense, and I say that loosely, y’all were the ones that started it a few years back, and he was doing it in response to last year’s‘ occurrence’. The fact that his dumb ass did right in front of the fucking ref, speaks volumes to how stupid he is. That said, the kicker should’ve striped that got-damn kick so we could’ve at least lost via pick six in overtime. This was one game that I liked our chances in this year, and of course, per standard Ole Miss operating procedure, we once again shit the bed. Fuck college football, I should’ve gone to Arizona State.
  3. Watched the game here in Boerne at my sister’s house with my brother in law (Graduated from Ole Miss same year as I did). We both laughed at the penalty, but I suddenly realized that the MSU coach decided to take the penalty. Our laughter got quiet quickly when I said, “wait, our kicker sucks ass”. The game for both of us ended as soon as I said that. Beat sand aggy tomorrow and chances are Texas faces those gorgeous ‘good luck unis’ in the Texas Bowl. What a fucking season.
  4. Watched the game here in Boerne at my sister’s house with my brother in law (Graduated from Ole Miss same year as I did). We both laughed at the penalty, but I suddenly realized that the MSU coach decided to take the penalty. Our laughter got quiet quickly when I said, “wait, our kicker sucks ass”. The game for both of us ended as soon as I said that. Beat sand aggy tomorrow and chances are Texas faces those gorgeous ‘good luck unis’ in the Texas Bowl. What a fucking season.
  5. Gents, welcome to my hell.
  6. I remember that. Man, talk about one of the greatest worst threads in Shaggy history. Didn’t he continually postpone pics and then finally, once the assholes had had enough of his shenanigans, get a crowd-sourced one way flight to Bolivia?
  7. Sometimes a thread will come along that pulls out all the stops and helps us realize how human and fragile we really are (or should be), and I believe that this is one of those. Judge, I’m really sorry for your loss, and Brisket, thank you for starting this thread.
  8. My business.
  9. Interesting little factoid, Peter Gardere did all of the stunt qb passing in that shitstain. I was a freshman in college when it came out, I wanted to climb a tower with a Winmag.
  10. We are ass my dudes.
  11. Late to this thread, but I’ve got two questions; Did this young man start in front of your son, nephew, or family friend’s son? Or did he date your daughter, and it ended badly? I G-Rated the second question. And go fuck yourself, just because I like telling people to do that, it’s just kinda fun.
  12. Reminds me of Billy’s chat with Dave Justice in the batting cage in Moneyball. Justice: Yeah, well y’all are paying me $7.5million a year, so yeah, I am kind of a big deal. Billy: Nah Dave, we’re not paying you all of that. The Yankees are paying half your salary. Justice: What are you talking about? Billy: Yeah man, that’s how the Yankees feel about YOU. They willing to pay $4 million to play AGAINST you from here on out. Now how does that make you feel?
  13. Vic’s one thing if not afraid to liven up the thread with his wheelhouse girls.
  14. Este^^^.
  15. Yeah, he’s a decent runner, but his throwing game looked like shit. I was surprised that we kept it that close.
  16. Are y’all talking about Plumbley or Corrall? Corrall is a head case, Plumbley has played pretty good this year, but might just be having an off night. I just turned it on. Shows how much shit I give at this point.
  17. That a boy! That’s the Vic we know and sometimes love.
  18. Yuri “The Mountain” store clerk: This little gun, with its little bullets, does it work? Subdued dipshit: Hhhrrrrnnnnngggggg. Yuri: Now that I have, and put to your head, it not feel so good against it, no? Just shake head for acknowledging communication, also shaking head good for continuation of blood flow to extremities that I crush right now while on top of you waiting for police.
  19. Sorry, but that’s pretty damn cool IMO.
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