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Homesickhorn

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  1. These cat pics get me a lot like the Hitler finds out (insert whatever happened) YouTube videos.
  2. Your life would be easier if you weren’t so damn gay.
  3. I remember finishing the book right before the 2008 RRS. That following Sunday, before we headed back to Houston, I convinced my ex wife to let me drive out to the campus. I remember taking some pretty cool pictures, but they were all lost. Thanks droid. I’m excited about this movie.
  4. Every true culinary artist tastes his or her food before it goes out. That’s just standard operating procedure. Plus, she should’ve ordered the enchiladas anyway, who orders a quesadilla at an enchilada institution.
  5. Right there with you.
  6. I like you, but you need to stop this nonsense talk immediately.
  7. It’s the Reef employees that were picketing. Regardless, it’s a shit show for Bryan. His wife, or ex wife is a cunt to the highest regard.
  8. I’m at Morrissey at White Oak right now. Actually came for Interpol, but I unfortunately allowed my girlfriend to tag along. Got to hear two fucking Interpol songs, half of one as we were walking in.
  9. Fuck! Glad I scrolled through it’s entirety.
  10. They’re still trying to waive their contingencies. I’m about 70% sure they’re paying rent, and possibly have been for a little while. Word to the wise, if you start getting lease paper ready, and haven’t already at least started filing for permits, then you’ve made a big mistake.
  11. https://images.app.goo.gl/ZbW7yHtvNE1KVYeLA
  12. Texas tries to make Dan Jenkins write one more book from the grave?
  13. Nope.
  14. Pretty sure both of them simultaneously shat their pants once the gun was discovered. Not a huge cop advocate, but I kinda feel like all bets are off at that point.
  15. Pretty sure both of them simultaneously shat their pants once the gun was discovered. Not a huge cop advocate, but I’m feel like all bets are off at that point.
  16. The Tango Ag calling out the other dipshit after his wannabe romantic diatribe might be one of the most fantastic things I’ve read in a long time. I can just see the first poster now, sitting in his running truck, parked in his driveway, posting away while using military terminology he picked up along the way. Wife knocks on his window, “you’ve been in the driveway for 30 minutes, and the kids want to see their daddy” “I’ll be in in a second!!!!”
  17. Grew up on his books. Actually had to sort of give book reports to my dad once I’d finish one. They mostly consisted of “what about the part when....and then he said...but the whole time he was talking about...” I think my dad considered it my introduction, or a segway into R-rated movies, but more importantly, he found it the easiest way to teach me about life when he wasn’t around to do so. I don’t fault him for that, in fact, today I actually think it was downright fucking genius of my old man. Tonsillitis Johnson Shake Tiller And many more will stay alive for an eternity due to that man. RIP Dan Jenkins *Unfortunately, and I hope it’s not true, but this probably means TCU is gonna destroy Texas.
  18. Why am I the first one to dislike that video? He’s got one like (his own), so I went ahead and evened the playing field. Too bad comments are unavailable.
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