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Homesickhorn

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  1. If you don’t like sorority skanks as far as the eye can see, cold booze, and mediocre football, then you probably wouldn’t dig it.
  2. I’m watching Ole Miss/aggy, Astros/yankee, and Texas/Kansas at my local watering hole. Mez, what say you?
  3. Super bitey. They’re pretty funny though, and can get annoying if you’re fishing with live or cut bait.
  4. Need a blow dryer to get the piss stain out of my pants.
  5. I found one in my back yard that I kept as a pet for almost six years. Never snapped at me once, easily the nicest snake I’ve ever owned. And they’re typically pretty mean. RIP Billy Jack.
  6. Isn’t that second one a Bull snek?
  7. Being an Ole Miss alum, I can say fuck you, conference cock sucking (pun intended) was never that big of a deal from the inside. But the latter portion of your post, is spot-fucking-on. We live to upset a good team, it’s all we really have. Damn if you didn’t just hit that nail right on the head.
  8. This is where she gives the tiny shitball a toe tap down the hill. The comments help it turn into an Indiana Jones size boulder.
  9. https://twitter.com/mkelly007/status/1171954490410438656?s=21 Comments are on point as usual.
  10. ROUS’s? I don’t think they exist. Oh, and that thing is eating lettuce, not cabbage.
  11. You shut your fucking mouth. Now you’re just talking crazy. Right? Right?
  12. Finally someone said it!!! It fucking took long enough. 1). Florida. 2). Florida 3). Father in law is named Dick Dennis. 4). Norwegian SIL who thinks, “Hey, I’m gonna play joke on zee fatjah”. 5). Florida.
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