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  1. Homesickhorn
    You just said that you drink White Claw. Don’t be upset if we now kinda take your opinion with a grain of salt.
  2. Homesickhorn
    You’d better post pics of ten LSU chicks fucking yesterday.
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  4. Homesickhorn
    Yeah, this guy doesn’t fuck.
  5. Homesickhorn
    Yes. Sea Hawks are what he flies. You’re correct.
  6. Homesickhorn
    Never gonna happen.
  7. Homesickhorn
    Whoa there tiger. Only twice, have I spoken well of our performance on the field; beating aggy, and my “dating” cheerleaders during my tenure there. Whatever gets Ole Miss asses (preferably co-ed asses) into the stadium, I say HELL. FUCK. YES.
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    Do your fucking research!!! You’ve got one fucking job here man! Oh, and I unfortunately have a buddy that graduated from aggy and flies Pave Hawks for the Navy. Definite 2 %er, but a Navy pilot nonetheless.
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    Hey hey hey!!! Knock that shit off. I’ve met plenty of LSU grads, and they’re sharp cookies. I put the majority of Raising Canes in Houston, and I’ll tell you this; Nobody knows how to drop chicken tenders into a box on a four item menu like those mother fuckers. You can call them what you like, but if I’m ever gonna put on a head-mic, and sling fried chicken tenders, I’m gonna want those guys in my foxhole.
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    That Chapelle bit is fucking hysterical.
  11. Homesickhorn
    Yeah, not really seeing the correlation.
  12. Homesickhorn
    That video needs to be the starter post for a ‘Post a pic/vid that just makes you fucking Sad’ thread.
  13. Homesickhorn
    It ain’t rocket surgery dude.
  14. Homesickhorn
    I’m trying to do the same thing, but my question is, how does one reconstruct a house who’s glass was the movie-grade shit, that basically shatters into about 3000 pieces per sheet?
  15. Homesickhorn
    And his fence.
  16. Homesickhorn
    No. I was leaning more towards my superstition and the potential jinxing of the game ahead. Just the baseball player in me I guess. Sorry if I made you feel differently, it was just my opinion.
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    I’m a little concerned with the “their defense is a joke/we’re gonna work them in October” speak. Fuck OU, but there’s a game in less than a week against a team that plays well on the road, coach is a psycho, and to be honest, a win in Austin prolongs his career at least another year. Trust me, I want Texas to mud-hole LSU into Bolivia, but overlooking a team is one of UT’s downfalls. Let OU continue to win, but more importantly, Texas needs to continue to win. In a perfect world, Texas and OU show up to face each other with BOTH teams undefeated. That would be badass. But the whole, we’re gonna curb-stomp the sooners talk is what sometimes bites you in the ass if you don’t focus on the week ahead. Or, if you’re like me, just extremely superstitious, and recognize the fact that the October game against OU is a fucking bloodbath. And it’s one that nobody is guaranteed to win.
  18. Homesickhorn
    Ninja jump into the end zone. Damn UH’s defense is brutal. About three dudes could’ve destroyed Hurts, and all of them stood down.
  19. Homesickhorn
    I completely agree, but is it the fault of the conference, or the ESPN knob slobbers? I mean, if your friend gets a blow job by a chick who loves giving blowjobs, is it his fault that he let her blow him? Do you blame the suck(er) or the suck(ee)?
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    Ole Piss? Cinch your tie fucktard.
  21. Homesickhorn
    Conference hate is stupid. My conference shit the bed today, but I couldn’t give fuck one about them because I was too busy watching my team not only shit the bed, but roll around in it against Memphis. Texas needs to keep it up, hit their marks score-wise, and have their defense keep bringing the pain. Fuck conferences, cheer for your team and carry on.
  22. Homesickhorn
    Madrid, but I get it.
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    This is all I’m hoping for. Y’all have had a few bad years, now you’re back in it. Thankfully I’m a Longhorn fan, always have been since I could walk. All I’ve got for y’all is.....
  24. Homesickhorn
    It’s not rinse and repeat. Freeze was a scumbag, Matt’s actually a good dude. I don’t see him cheating, which is why we suck again.
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