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  1. Homesickhorn
    Now this is something I can get behind.
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    Your company must be crushing it. Benvenido a Bolivia.
  3. Homesickhorn
    I helped your mom up her game.
  4. Homesickhorn
    Hating a conference is kind of like aggy loving a conference. Just win, and shut the fuck up has always been my stance. That said, Fuck Miami, and fuck Florida.
  5. Homesickhorn
    Did anyone else read this part^^^? If the dude is gonna throw some gear on a plate per a customer’s request, does he have to garnish it? Looks more like it’s a meat only pic to me, but whatever. Should’ve been on paper though.
  6. Homesickhorn
    Stats aside, who fucking knows? Anytime lately there’s been one of these type games, it’s been a crapshoot. That said, fuck both of these teams because I hate both of them. I’m just happy that college football begins in less than 24hrs. For posterity, had to find it on the fly.
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    I’ve seen plenty of shit. The situation happens so fast that it could almost be considered ‘not gruesome’. I don’t know why it got me the way it did, but it did. But by all means, keep watching gruesome deaths on the intertrons if you want to see how people die, and how you might die one day. And I’m serious when I say that I hope nothing you ever watch happens to you.
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    Don’t watch the video. I’m forever going to heed the warnings from here on out. Don’t know why this video is what did it, but it did.
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    I see that happening sort of, but in my world, right when he gets to the table with your 2lbs of brisket and rack of ribs, he chunks them in the trash, hops onto your table, drops trow, and proceeds to take a giant shit on your placemat. Oh, and your mom’s there.
  10. Homesickhorn
    You were supposed to get in the Uber I ordered you, dumbass. Good thing you Llogg answered his phone.
  11. Homesickhorn
    You kinda came to his defense was all I was saying. I got the fact that you were calling my mom a slut, because you said HE was fucking her. I’m just kinda curious as to how you knew?
  12. Homesickhorn
    Kinda hard to white knight him with his cock in your mouth. But to each their own I guess.
  13. Homesickhorn
    Oh, it’s humid? Are you the new skipper on the fucking SS Obvious? You don’t fuck much do you?
  14. Homesickhorn
    I’ll bet it was hard to hear anything in that packed house. Look at all those fans.
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    I was just fucking with you. If you want my take, I say do it, and do it well. Sort out your business plan, financials, and obviously get permission from the wife, but I say go for it. I’m the type of person who enjoys success stories more than cautionary fail tales. Also, location is arguably one of the most important aspects of this whole situation, and I know a guy who’s arguably one of the best in the bidness.
  17. Homesickhorn
    Trust me, if you open up a pitch and putt, you’re gonna get judged by the soccer moms.
  18. Homesickhorn
    Get yourself some old tires and use them as medians and guardrails. That $365k could turn into $367k.
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    Nah, you pay plenty there too.
  21. Homesickhorn
    Hehe, he called Llogg ‘boy’. Know how I know you’re gay^^^^^?
  22. Homesickhorn
    Wow.
  23. Homesickhorn
    Strategically placed moth balls, a constant gas-fed fire around the perimeter of your lawn, or porn magazines at their points of entry. If that doesn’t work, then I guess you set out the claymores, or the deck-mounted Browning M-60’s. Quick bursts with those babies because their barrels tend to heat up pretty quickly.
  24. Homesickhorn
    Or hate armadillos? I get that they’re borrowers, and sometimes mess up gardens etc, but that’s preventable. Those poor goofy bastards really get bullied by humans more than most in my opinion.
  25. Homesickhorn
    https://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh27rvcFz0RMx1yhLt This one is fantastic, and the music takes it to eleven. SIAP.

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