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Homesickhorn

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  1. Nice catch (senior out of Kerrville Tivy).
  2. I’m assuming that this means they’re 1st in the SEC West to actually play? Right? Right?
  3. This^^^. Bateman, Bakula, Sinbad, and Bob Loggia (posthumously) will be tuning in.
  4. Pitching your wife on Thailand and Vietnam? Kinda taking sand to the beach aren’t you?
  5. Does this mean that I can dump garbage out of my truck whilst in traffic as long as what I dump out is Beck’s Prime trash?
  6. Those are actually your Philistines. Mrs. MT didn’t tell you?
  7. That shoutout was above and beyond. Appreciate that man.
  8. Wow. Hey everyone, let’s watch and analyze all of the shitty performances that La Tech had instead of their best. I sure hope the team and coaches share your view, because if they do, shit could get really interesting. Did you just post that to say that La Tech sucks, or do you really ‘strongly recommend watching another game’? The fuck outa here with that shit. Great work OP.
  9. Christ, open the tweet and look who your first to replies come from.
  10. Now this is something I can get behind.
  11. Your company must be crushing it. Benvenido a Bolivia.
  12. I helped your mom up her game.
  13. Hating a conference is kind of like aggy loving a conference. Just win, and shut the fuck up has always been my stance. That said, Fuck Miami, and fuck Florida.
  14. Did anyone else read this part^^^? If the dude is gonna throw some gear on a plate per a customer’s request, does he have to garnish it? Looks more like it’s a meat only pic to me, but whatever. Should’ve been on paper though.
  15. Stats aside, who fucking knows? Anytime lately there’s been one of these type games, it’s been a crapshoot. That said, fuck both of these teams because I hate both of them. I’m just happy that college football begins in less than 24hrs. For posterity, had to find it on the fly.
  16. I’ve seen plenty of shit. The situation happens so fast that it could almost be considered ‘not gruesome’. I don’t know why it got me the way it did, but it did. But by all means, keep watching gruesome deaths on the intertrons if you want to see how people die, and how you might die one day. And I’m serious when I say that I hope nothing you ever watch happens to you.
  17. Don’t watch the video. I’m forever going to heed the warnings from here on out. Don’t know why this video is what did it, but it did.
  18. I see that happening sort of, but in my world, right when he gets to the table with your 2lbs of brisket and rack of ribs, he chunks them in the trash, hops onto your table, drops trow, and proceeds to take a giant shit on your placemat. Oh, and your mom’s there.
  19. You were supposed to get in the Uber I ordered you, dumbass. Good thing you Llogg answered his phone.
  20. You kinda came to his defense was all I was saying. I got the fact that you were calling my mom a slut, because you said HE was fucking her. I’m just kinda curious as to how you knew?
  21. Kinda hard to white knight him with his cock in your mouth. But to each their own I guess.
  22. Oh, it’s humid? Are you the new skipper on the fucking SS Obvious? You don’t fuck much do you?
  23. I’ll bet it was hard to hear anything in that packed house. Look at all those fans.
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