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Homesickhorn

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  1. I was just fucking with you. If you want my take, I say do it, and do it well. Sort out your business plan, financials, and obviously get permission from the wife, but I say go for it. I’m the type of person who enjoys success stories more than cautionary fail tales. Also, location is arguably one of the most important aspects of this whole situation, and I know a guy who’s arguably one of the best in the bidness.
  2. Trust me, if you open up a pitch and putt, you’re gonna get judged by the soccer moms.
  3. Get yourself some old tires and use them as medians and guardrails. That $365k could turn into $367k.
  4. Nah, you pay plenty there too.
  5. Hehe, he called Llogg ‘boy’. Know how I know you’re gay^^^^^?
  6. Strategically placed moth balls, a constant gas-fed fire around the perimeter of your lawn, or porn magazines at their points of entry. If that doesn’t work, then I guess you set out the claymores, or the deck-mounted Browning M-60’s. Quick bursts with those babies because their barrels tend to heat up pretty quickly.
  7. Or hate armadillos? I get that they’re borrowers, and sometimes mess up gardens etc, but that’s preventable. Those poor goofy bastards really get bullied by humans more than most in my opinion.
  8. https://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh27rvcFz0RMx1yhLt This one is fantastic, and the music takes it to eleven. SIAP.
  9. Damnit, does your wife tell you EVERYTHING?
  10. Typically, I just tie mine into a standard overhand knot. But if I know I’m going into the sketchy waters of South America, I’ll go ahead and do a sheet bend, glove hitch, or even a reef knot just to be safe.
  11. Good thing you were on a mission trip, and God blocked your dick-holes from the Candiru.
  12. You left out badass broker, but I’ll allow it.
  13. Holy fucking shit.
  14. After the fall, her moan sounded familiar.
  15. Nobody rides this horse but me!
  16. Sounds like something a subscriber would say.
  17. They did say it was a clear plastic bag, so you’ve got that going for you.
  18. Good thing he deleted it. Get off your fucking phone dipshit.
  19. It never has been a two way street. Aggy invented that bullshit family thing. They went into the conference expecting to be Antoine Fisher, but they’re still too stupid to realize that the conference looks at them more like Dan Aykroyd’s character in The Great Outdoors.
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