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Homesickhorn

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  1. You left out badass broker, but I’ll allow it.
  2. After the fall, her moan sounded familiar.
  3. They did say it was a clear plastic bag, so you’ve got that going for you.
  4. Good thing he deleted it. Get off your fucking phone dipshit.
  5. It never has been a two way street. Aggy invented that bullshit family thing. They went into the conference expecting to be Antoine Fisher, but they’re still too stupid to realize that the conference looks at them more like Dan Aykroyd’s character in The Great Outdoors.
  6. What the fuck is a schld? Schedule?
  7. Thank you. The first time I noticed that idiot was the last time I watched the goofy pimp walk. Every time that gif pops up, I try and figure out what in the wide wide world of sports he’s doing, and why he thinks it’s cool. I hate that guy, yet have no idea who he is, but he’s ruined that moment for me forever.
  8. I remember back when it was big news that Steve Young was the highest paid backup quarterback in the NFL.
  9. Sammich is Texan for sandwich? Seriously though, I want that reuben inside me.
  10. I'm in the same boat. They're ugly, and can look meaner than hell, but they're pretty docile for the most part. And, the fact that they're marsupials is pretty cool.
  11. Yes he is. This was yesterday at the pool. His comment; “Hey Dad, the Lay’s Potato Chip people have made a new bag. It’s called ‘The Creeper’....see”?
  12. Lure them in with promises of a better life, tell them you’ve never met anyone like them before, and as soon as they let their guard down...you strike.
  13. I bought a "bat house" at Wabash when we moved into our current house. Little Homesick painted the Batman emblem on it before I made the trek up the ladder to mount it on the giant pine tree in our front yard. That was almost three years ago, and he and I love watching them come and go at sunset. Bats kick ass.
  14. Heavy is sign of reliability. If it doesn’t work, you can always hit him with it. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  15. Play dumb. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  16. Rodge. I guess mine got lost in the mail. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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