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I'm actually hoping something goes wrong. Over-anesthetizing him, causing a minor stroke so that his whole face sags. Wishful thinking.

^^^^That kind of shit will never, ever, get old to me. I'm jealous of Josh.

Is it wrong that I didn't want him to make it?

Chickenshit move towards the end on number 89. Dude seemed like throughout the video he was gonna keep the peace and make sure nothing got too out of hand. When he went in to separate a small scuffle, that guy came in and blind-sided him. That's bullshit.

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Always thought the same thing. I’d love to have seen all the actors getting and reading their character titles on there scripts, and Sundown going, “Really fucking funny Tony Scott”!! Dude got redemption though. He went on to play Chuck Norris’ partner on Walker Texas Ranger. That’s gotta count for something. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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I’d love it if Kelley McGillis made a cameo. Maverick and some of the younger guys are doing a meet and greet at the O-Club bar, when she comes trudging in, walks by, smiles at Maverick, and then lumbers over to a booth where she plops her fatass down with a large THUD. When the younger dudes look back at him, one of them asks, “Do you know her”? Maverick, caught in an almost dreamlike haze, comes out of it and says, “Yeah. She was a civilian contractor back in mid eighties who’s area of expertise was the MIG-28. Unfortunately for her, the data we were able to provide the state department after our skirmish over the Indian Ocean back in ‘86 revealed that she was full of shit. The planes we shot down were a bunch of F-5s that we’d sold some shithole Soviet offshoot country, and they were piloted by a handful of drunk ex-Soviet contractors. They even scored a kill on one of our guys early on, but once I showed up, and we realized what they were, it was like a fucking turkey shoot. We never let that pilot and his REO live it down either. His backseater, who went by Wolfman, broke up with him shortly after returning to port. So Hollywood decided to give real estate a try, but he couldn’t sell his way out of a wet paper sack. Last we heard he and partner were selling Scentsy. Anyway, back to the fat drink of water pounding the pint glass of white Zinfandel over there in the corner. Once the US Government realized she was completely full of shit, they canned her like tuna. Now she works at the Shell station over by the base. So the answer is yes, I do know her. Long answer is I used to go balls deep in her fat ass like my plane was going down, pun intended. Now, who’s got the next round? I need a shot, and if y’all are willing to drop some money in the pot, enough to make it interesting, y’all meet me in the parking lot and y’all can watch me just destroy her ass on the trunk of her green Karmann Ghia. $100 she’s parked in the handicapped space right next to my Ninja”. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

If this is true, then my dick just moved. I was in when I heard “Top Gun 2”. I’ve been waiting for part dos of this movie to come out since my mom purchased the VHS for my 9th birthday. I don’t care how badly awesome it is, I’m taking Little Homesick to see it in the IMAX, just to one up my dad who took me to see it when I was Little Homesick’s age back in ‘86. That said, there’s absolutely no way that I can’t invite LTC (Ret) Homesick Senior to come with. We’re so fucking doing this. Parliament, your comment makes me think that the model airplanes you built as a kid were probably all MIGS. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Would you like some coffee mista Tully? Would I? Yes, have some. Yes, have some. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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That’s how we got the King’s Bierhaus deal done at Ella and TC Jester. Also, here’s a little sample of what we got into last Sunday courtesy of Champ. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

“The affidavit said Moore, an Irving resident, told police he was driving home from Highland Park. He did not explain how he wound up in east Oak Cliff.” Gee, let’s ponder this one.... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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I’ve got to disagree with the second part of this post. I wouldn’t say that I praise my cunt of an ex-wife, but I don’t badmouth her in front of little man. I don’t think Herman was praising aggy in any way, shape, or form. I think he was being a grown up about it, and letting the people see that, which is comparable to being a grown up in front of your kids (if they’re young, their mom/your ex-wife is a cunt, and you realize that they’ll remember her jabs at you, and nothing of malice ever said on your part about her). I think the analogy is accurate, just leave praise out of it. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Hey man, you’re a pilot. Is there any way the mods can block you from this shit??? Damn it, I’ve got some flights coming up. Days, can you just block Vic until September? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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Oh this bitch is a gold mine. You have to pace yourself though, because reading too many of her posts at once could trigger a stroke. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I actually had one of the best games of that year. We accidentally won. This was when I still played quarterback. That came to an end sophomore year when everyone but me realized I was too short to play qb, and moved me to safety (not really a csb, but that football still sits on my mantle). Chuck Yeager signed the wing of a pretty big model F-4 Phantom that I built in the 6th grade too. It’s in Kerrville, but it says, “Homesick, never stop climbing for the stars, Chuck Yeager”. That’s pretty badass. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

“Honey, did you hear a thud”? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I actually tend to cheer for State when they’re not playing us. I’d cheer for North Korea if they squared up on the football field with aggy. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk