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Homesickhorn

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  1. That it was. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  2. The comments are outstanding. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  3. My Austin buddy just texted me saying that one of their foursome is out for tonight’s Stones show. So it looks like I’m going to that little diddy tonight for free. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  4. Baseball money? Either way, the amount of stupidity involved in this whole situation makes me almost as sick to my stomach as the act itself. Fuck those pieces of shit. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  5. Yes. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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  7. Whatever. I knew about this three years ago before anyone else did. So, I’m never drinking it again. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  8. Did I just find Cutthroat Chippo? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  9. Fucking lol.^^^^ Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  10. If this is real, then there’s nothing dumbass about it. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  11. Thrice. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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  13. I'm actually hoping something goes wrong. Over-anesthetizing him, causing a minor stroke so that his whole face sags. Wishful thinking.
  14. ^^^^That kind of shit will never, ever, get old to me. I'm jealous of Josh.
  15. Is it wrong that I didn't want him to make it?
  16. Chickenshit move towards the end on number 89. Dude seemed like throughout the video he was gonna keep the peace and make sure nothing got too out of hand. When he went in to separate a small scuffle, that guy came in and blind-sided him. That's bullshit.
  17. Add me to this list. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  18. Always thought the same thing. I’d love to have seen all the actors getting and reading their character titles on there scripts, and Sundown going, “Really fucking funny Tony Scott”!! Dude got redemption though. He went on to play Chuck Norris’ partner on Walker Texas Ranger. That’s gotta count for something. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  19. And this. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  20. This. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  21. Cowboys hat ftw. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  22. I’d love it if Kelley McGillis made a cameo. Maverick and some of the younger guys are doing a meet and greet at the O-Club bar, when she comes trudging in, walks by, smiles at Maverick, and then lumbers over to a booth where she plops her fatass down with a large THUD. When the younger dudes look back at him, one of them asks, “Do you know her”? Maverick, caught in an almost dreamlike haze, comes out of it and says, “Yeah. She was a civilian contractor back in mid eighties who’s area of expertise was the MIG-28. Unfortunately for her, the data we were able to provide the state department after our skirmish over the Indian Ocean back in ‘86 revealed that she was full of shit. The planes we shot down were a bunch of F-5s that we’d sold some shithole Soviet offshoot country, and they were piloted by a handful of drunk ex-Soviet contractors. They even scored a kill on one of our guys early on, but once I showed up, and we realized what they were, it was like a fucking turkey shoot. We never let that pilot and his REO live it down either. His backseater, who went by Wolfman, broke up with him shortly after returning to port. So Hollywood decided to give real estate a try, but he couldn’t sell his way out of a wet paper sack. Last we heard he and partner were selling Scentsy. Anyway, back to the fat drink of water pounding the pint glass of white Zinfandel over there in the corner. Once the US Government realized she was completely full of shit, they canned her like tuna. Now she works at the Shell station over by the base. So the answer is yes, I do know her. Long answer is I used to go balls deep in her fat ass like my plane was going down, pun intended. Now, who’s got the next round? I need a shot, and if y’all are willing to drop some money in the pot, enough to make it interesting, y’all meet me in the parking lot and y’all can watch me just destroy her ass on the trunk of her green Karmann Ghia. $100 she’s parked in the handicapped space right next to my Ninja”. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  23. If this is true, then my dick just moved. I was in when I heard “Top Gun 2”. I’ve been waiting for part dos of this movie to come out since my mom purchased the VHS for my 9th birthday. I don’t care how badly awesome it is, I’m taking Little Homesick to see it in the IMAX, just to one up my dad who took me to see it when I was Little Homesick’s age back in ‘86. That said, there’s absolutely no way that I can’t invite LTC (Ret) Homesick Senior to come with. We’re so fucking doing this. Parliament, your comment makes me think that the model airplanes you built as a kid were probably all MIGS. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  24. Would you like some coffee mista Tully? Would I? Yes, have some. Yes, have some. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  25. You have derailed. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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