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Homesickhorn

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  1. Exactly. Fucking. This. As fun as it is to hear and tell aggy stories, I pray this one is embellished. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  2. My 8 year old is better than Tyler White. Also, I’ve got to get this off my chest about Miley’s fuck up; "Hey kid, you're fast aren't you"? "Yessir". "You're running for Brantley " "Yes sir"! "Hey kid". "Yessir"? "Don't fucking get picked off at first".........
  3. Keeping Shipley’s a sponsor. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  4. My Ole Miss Rebels? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  5. I was there for that game, and will vouch for almost every horror story told by UT fans. That aside, my ex wife was born, and grew up for awhile in Ft Myers, so this sort of hits close to her home, but fuck her. I like the parallel with Floridians and Ohioans, it's extremely accurate.
  6. Are you fucking serious? Do you really think this group of MENSA candidates got together and conspired to fuck Disney, give an El Paso high school football coach a spot on the EP news, and most importantly, gather likes on social media in order to gain profit? If that’s the case, then I’m a total shithead for stereotyping these folks as common shitbags upon viewing the video.
  7. He didn't respond, but he deleted my post before I could go back and get the rest of it once I realized that it was minimized. Basically what I said was that he came off instead, as a lonely piece of shit who's diatribes do nothing but cause the people who read them to question his sanity.
  8. She’s got Vic’s name tattooed over her right eye socket. Vic, you must’ve dropped the back out of her. Kudos big guy.
  9. Not sure if this belongs here. My buddy's brother gave him this for Christmas. Second pic is the back of the first one, and wouldn't you know it, she's still hot. Here's the back.
  10. If I don’t limit out on ‘what the guide is calling in’, I still always limit out. You can bet your ass that I’m shooting and retrieving enough coots to cover the balance of my limit, as soon as the guide heads off to get the boat. I’ve always had a place in my heart for those goofy little birds. And there are plenty of people out there (and I’m sure Brisket and Kyrie probably already know where I’m going with this), who have eaten poule d’eau (or coot), and thought they were eating mid-rare fatty mallard hen. Couple that with the fact that those little tasties are my gumbo go-to.
  11. I follow this guy on the tweeters. He’s great.
  12. Trust me, I’m no SEC advocate, but I’m almost positive that 95% of the conference has called all bets off when it comes to aggy. They’ve dodged bowl games against opponents that would probably beat them because they begged the conference to do so in order to “broaden their recruiting element in Tennessee, North Carolina, or Florida”. Unfortunately, they lost that “element” to Wake Forest in North Carolina, and unfortunately, lost their recruiting edge in Texas to Kansas State in 2016. Sorry aggy, I’m pretty sure even the conference is done bailing your ass out of your own shit. Fuck you.
  13. Son and I marathon watched it yesterday. Fan-fucking-tastic. Jim reading the letter was tough, still tough just thinking about it.
  14. Oh you’re good Ted....a real piece of work.
  15. This is glorious. Keep them coming.
  16. I’ve got to admit, “furk” has pretty much replaced “fuck” as my reply of disappointment via text and email.
  17. This is a little tardy, but I feel like this deserves to be here. Little Homesick likes to pick out his own cards for me. Great start. And he’s beaming at me as I open it. Okay, I laughed. This kid really is my son.
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