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Homesickhorn

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  1. If her initials were A.L., then that’s the Chicago reference I made earlier, and we’ve got a definite conversation starter my friend.
  2. Do you think she might be lying?
  3. To quote Animal Mother (kind of);Well, to be honest, I think your banging the wrong gooks.
  4. Homesickhorn

    CWS

    Very well put. But you needed to throw “sip umpire” in there somewhere to make it perfect.
  5. It wasn’t the Murrays.
  6. He deleted my post before I could even screen cap it. I asked him why on earth would he be sought after as a government contractor, if the groups who he claims keep seeking him out want predominantly ex-military people who know how to shoot and have seen a vagina at least once in their lives.
  7. Michigan (Kalamazoo), and Chicago. Those were two who’s vocal stylings mid-coitus, really increased my stamina.
  8. Homesickhorn

    CWS

  9. Homesickhorn

    CWS

    Anyone check on aggy? Are they okay, or are they calling Vandy undeserving of being in the conference because they’re not “real SEC”?
  10. Homesickhorn

    CWS

    Ballgame.
  11. Homesickhorn

    CWS

    This is also why they’re going to win the 2019 CWS.
  12. Homesickhorn

    CWS

    Just got home and turned on the game. Can anyone Cliffs notes me on how Michigan scored 4 run in two innings?
  13. They didn’t need to. They both got cuffed, then released after the cops heard about twenty people who witnessed everything start to finish tell the same story. The running joke to this day, was the fact that the younger Longhorn brother was wearing flip flops.
  14. I’m pretty sure it’s quoted about twenty posts above above this one.
  15. When it comes to run-ins with the Dixie Chicken bouncers, both in my personal experience and stories from others, you’re typically not dealing with the top brass. And most of them play football.
  16. So at what time on the game clock does the game actually end? Serious question, I’m soccer stupid. *welp, never mind.
  17. The Gap Kid. That was fucking priceless.
  18. Looch had four friends with him. The younger brother (Longhorn) had already dealt with two them. Meaning that they were literally napping on the concrete. Looch made his move as the younger brother had turned to take on the third idiot who was a bouncer and an aggy football player. This was right about the time the older brother (aggy baseball player) made it outside. Looch didn’t stand a chance. I grew up with these two brothers, and the only thing worse than fighting one of them, was getting them both. These two not only didn’t know how to lose, their fights could gross people out if they weren’t stopped in a timely manner. The five aggy were outnumbered by these two brothers.
  19. I actually can’t argue there. I guess I was confused with the Gen Z portion, because I still don’t even know what us “tweeners” are categorized as.
  20. I hate CR, but I’m drunk and made the mistake of looking at this thread. Even though there’s plenty to read, this post got me. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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