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Homesickhorn

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  1. Sunset looked cool, even with the roof closed.
  2. Which one of y’all said it was tee shirt Tuesday? Everyone looked at me like I was an idiot, and now I’m about to drop a second mortgage on Stros gear because I can’t make empty promises to little homesick.
  3. Pretty big boy there. How many rattles?
  4. Yes. Apparently he’s back. As soon as cut-throat chippo gets his own page, this princess hops back into the mix. I was hoping for a, ‘got buried in a snow bank and was found this spring’ type stories with him.
  5. Hugo.....Volodoymyr Zhukovsky......
  6. T’Boo, now I completely understand where you were coming from. Deft, you actually just nailed it.
  7. Not sure I understand the Aussie accent hate. Those girls may use terms we’re not familiar with, but the ones I encountered did a hell of a job explaining it fast enough without having to use verbal terminology. Plus, they’re hot as hell for the most part.
  8. Da. But in Soviet Russia, trailer guides you.
  9. If her initials were A.L., then that’s the Chicago reference I made earlier, and we’ve got a definite conversation starter my friend.
  10. Do you think she might be lying?
  11. To quote Animal Mother (kind of);Well, to be honest, I think your banging the wrong gooks.
  12. Homesickhorn

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    Very well put. But you needed to throw “sip umpire” in there somewhere to make it perfect.
  13. It wasn’t the Murrays.
  14. He deleted my post before I could even screen cap it. I asked him why on earth would he be sought after as a government contractor, if the groups who he claims keep seeking him out want predominantly ex-military people who know how to shoot and have seen a vagina at least once in their lives.
  15. Michigan (Kalamazoo), and Chicago. Those were two who’s vocal stylings mid-coitus, really increased my stamina.
  16. Homesickhorn

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  17. Homesickhorn

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    Anyone check on aggy? Are they okay, or are they calling Vandy undeserving of being in the conference because they’re not “real SEC”?
  18. Homesickhorn

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    Ballgame.
  19. Homesickhorn

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    This is also why they’re going to win the 2019 CWS.
  20. Homesickhorn

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    Just got home and turned on the game. Can anyone Cliffs notes me on how Michigan scored 4 run in two innings?
  21. They didn’t need to. They both got cuffed, then released after the cops heard about twenty people who witnessed everything start to finish tell the same story. The running joke to this day, was the fact that the younger Longhorn brother was wearing flip flops.
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