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Homesickhorn

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  1. My dad just turned 80. He does 20 push ups and 50 sit ups every morning. Also run/walks 2.5 miles every evening. But then again, as he’ll say, “I was a Green Beret before they were cool”.
  2. Did it in 2003 from Roncevalles. Took me 32 days. Best thing I’ve ever done on my own. I will do it again.
  3. It’s Ohio. He’ll high-five himself to death by the age of 13.
  4. As someone who owns plenty of firearms. There absolutely is a problem, and it absolutely is a culture. That said, “Thanks for playing”? Dude, go fuck your own face.
  5. And he was double-d-ing it. Farva- Nice Canadian tuxedo.
  6. Good-night, sweet prince; And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
  7. Why you call seafood chowder for??? First thing that popped into my head upon reading the OP was the John Mulaney stand up bit. (Singing the jingle) “Because we are Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare”.
  8. Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, “When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?”
  9. Happened to me the other day. Fucking pricks.
  10. Pics of wife screaming. And snek.
  11. Her accent, and penchant for watching videos of Russians being blown up, just have a hold on me.
  12. Nah. She's been in the States for 15 years. I'm just making sure she enjoys her stay.
  13. I'm not. I've been playing around with this girl for a few months. Even took her to Luckenbach. Her brother is still in Ukraine fighting.
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