Gut Wagon

There's no excuse for letting a batter as weak as Cavan Biggio keep getting big hits against you. Be better.

King strolls in and Ks the GOAT on 3 straight? Brass 'nads.

Please report to the Houston dugout at once. Then swap outfits with Espada.

Outman, a man who's normally an out, just hit one out, man.

As great as Altuve is, in that situation he's a horrible K waiting to happen. And seldom waiting long.

Spoken like a douche who doesn't have to bat.

Something tells me snuffing out that rally was kinda big. We'll see.

Everybody's a hero. Until it's time to do something heroic.

Through the whistle

Thank you, Dodgers.

It took over two full games to convince the Mariners they actually can hit against us, but we finally grooved enough pitches to do it.

He might play some LF, but he's not to be confused with a professional hitter.

Down, sit

Don't speak so soon Oh, ye of little faith! 😎

Nice to be on the plus side of a wild reliever walking the leadoff guy and then serving up a dinger. Gracias, Ryne.

Yes. And we struggle mightily to score in a lot of games.

And some people think since we've been winning, we don't really need more offense.

Maldy could tame him. In the Guatemalan League.

Maybe already posted, but didn't see it. https://sports.mynorthwest.com/1778734/seattle-mariners-dont-look-houston-astros-used-to/ “Our guys will come out of the break, and I’m confident, they don’t look at the Astros the way they looked at the Astros five years ago,” Dipoto said. “And that is not a slam on the Astros. I think it’s a level of confidence having played them in a postseason, having played really hard, grinding baseball games and pennant races versus the Astros over these last three or four seasons.” That being said, the Mariners and Astros have been going in different directions the last month. “The Astros have been sizzling,” Dipoto said. “They’re one of those teams, you look back to June, and felt like we had created separation from them. And you’re never comfortable when that team and those players are right there in the rear-view. And we didn’t put the gas down, we let them get closer, and now they’re coming into our house. … Our guys have grown in a lot of ways and I do think we’ll show up. I can’t tell you that we’re ready to go out and stun them and knock them out the way we did the last time they were in Seattle. We’re just not playing that well. But I do believe our guys will come out confident, and the Astros mystique is no longer quite what it was four or five years ago for our players.” Mighty long way to go, obviously, but dominating them last night couldn't have helped their alleged confidence...or hurt ours. Keep it going.

So many self-directed kill shots here it's hard to keep up with them all. Ban hammer's going to get red-hot from all that pounding.

That's the Abreu we need. Straight dealing.

For Brown to be approaching an ERA of 4 after all his early-season issues is impressive.

Small by current DB standards, so he must have everything else it takes.

I've been assured that aggy has more money than we do, so this shouldn't be among their grievances. But it of course is, because they had to shell out the GDP of Paraguay to get rid of Jimbo.