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  1. Gut Wagon
    Not sure. But he definitely has a fifth gear.
  2. Gut Wagon
    Aggy's mantra remains the same as it ever was: "Texas is good enough to prove all its opponents are bad, but that doesn't prove Texas is good."
  3. Gut Wagon
    I think they would. But of course, first they'd have to beat Texas, and I don't see that happening.
  4. Gut Wagon
    "Texas caught MSU looking ahead to UGA. Classic trap game that unfairly helped the sips."
  5. Gut Wagon
    Brent Vegetables will review the stat sheet showing these junk yards and first downs and proclaim they were just a few plays away from a win today.
  6. Gut Wagon
    Cooper could use that hat for rainwater collection.
  7. Gut Wagon
    Does some wicked fakes.
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    Throwing it way OOB is always the savvy move on 4th down.
  10. Gut Wagon
    Really wanted 7 more there. But hard to be too negative about adding 3 points while the clock runs.
  11. Gut Wagon
    I won't be fully satisfied if we score fewer than 30 points on these goobers. Although as long as we win, I'm sure I'll get over it.
  12. Gut Wagon
    Poorly run. Should have kicked it. 😎
  13. Gut Wagon
    I like Auburn, but he's not exactly Justin Tucker.
  14. Gut Wagon
    I'd take the 3.
  15. Gut Wagon
    Hello, rented mule.
  16. Gut Wagon
    If you insist.
  17. Gut Wagon
    More Gunnar, please. But in the meantime, stop this drive.
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    My handle belies my true dimensions: 5-9, 160. But I can understand folks assuming my girth is somewhere between that of Steve Elko and Mark Mangino.
  20. Gut Wagon
    True, though I assume a HS unicorn from Lubbock is going to get offered unprecedented coin to stay home. The Matador Club/Double Eagle folks shelled out a ton for Canady, Toppin and presumably Hudson, so I can only imagine what they're willing to do for the next rumored Caitlin Clark. Hope her heart is firmly set on Austin regardless.
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    How much wampum is it going to take to keep her in Lubbock? She's too good to let get away from us, but I assume Tech or someone else will break the bank on her.
  23. Gut Wagon
    "Baker already regrets signing with the dildo worshippers in Austin. He's told everyone except Texas coaches, teammates and the media that he wishes he could go AWOL right before Thanksgiving, only to join the good guys and run out of the tunnel proudly wearing a maroon uni for the Nov. 30 beatdown we'll be giving them."
  24. Gut Wagon
    If you don't fantasize about standing shoulder to shoulder with real troops in the darkest days of 'Nam (Viet, not Fayette) or raising a shimmering blade against a horde of rogue SMU cheerleaders, you'll always be an entitled diva to Old Army. They'd call dear old Professor Terguson a 2%er.
  25. Gut Wagon
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