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  1. "317lbs is not big enough" - Kyle Flood probably. For real.
  2. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. What the fuck are you even saying? Fucking diarrhea mouth.
  3. When satya is silver-lining your caterwauling chicken-little bullshit, you should probably take a step back.
  4. Bob Ferguson: "I have fried my brain since then. I have abused drugs and alcohol for the past 30 years. I am a drug and alcohol lover." Fuckin' A, Bob. Fuckin' A....
  5. Anyone can buy a billboard in Times Square. All you need is more money than sense and a pathologically desperate need for people to take you seriously.
  6. I will say this - losing that game was, shockingly, a strategically competent move that I didn't expect.
  7. Mendoza talks like what Gipetto thinks a real boy would sound like.
  8. Tribal conflicts would require an us vs. them perspective. With the hive mind, tribal differences are meaningless because a hive mind achieves absolute empathy and understanding. Justice is a largely punitive concept, which would be antithetical to their biological imperative.
  9. Probably. But if we would have beat a few more teams by 50 instead of going to overtime against fucking Kentucky, then our argument would have been a helluva lot stronger this year, even with three losses. Sark can bitch about Miami throwing the ball up 28 in the 4th quarter, but Miami's still playing meaningful football and we're not. Sark may not like it, but style matters. Margin of victory matters. It may not be meaningful. But as long as humans are selecting the participants, that shit will mean more than people admit. And Sark's gonna have to start playing that game.
  10. Who pays the other half? Whose books is it on?
  11. Explain please. Texas may be better positioned to offer corporate NIL opportunities than a school like Texas Tech for example, but my understanding was that schools are now allowed to spend up to something like $22 mil per year on NIL, and that collectives/schools could not exceed that $22mil (or whatever it is). If there are ways for schools to get around that cap, please explain.
  12. User Name: Winning is Hard User: Texas should never lose more than two games and should make the playoffs every year. Perfect.
  13. People may think they’re “big brother” the same way people think Fredo was Michael’s big brother.
  14. If animals aren't infected, then how and why did it initially spread through a rodent bite in the lab?
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