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irishtexan

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  1. Expected to see some commentary about Jason Witten’s hiring as TE coach at OU. He has no college coaching experience. I’m sure this has nothing to do with his 5* LB son.
  2. Maybe they should be more desperate?
  3. Kasey’s son was on my son’s basketball team. He had some thoughts on the line play this year. The thoughts were not good thoughts.
  4. He’s dying. He’s not retarded. He doesn’t want to babysit your dad.
  5. 10 is tough because they don't really make content for kids that age. They're too mature for Disney shit, but they don't have the attention span to sit through character-driven stories. My 12yo daughter binged Young Sheldon multiple times. I don't want to watch it so it wasn't a family experience. I think Parks and Rec is a good suggestion, and I'm gonna introduce that to my two kids. But dude. Justified? X Files? Breaking Bad? The Americans? Fallout? Station 11? You (and adults) might be more interested in long, evolving stories than 30 minute sitcoms, but a 10 year old kid isn't gonna have a clue on what's going on. Maybe your kid is preternaturally mature. Who knows.
  6. What an absolute total fucking pain in the ass for college coaching staffs everywhere. If I were a college coach right now, the NFL would look a helluva lot more appealing than dealing with this bullshit. Imagine having to negotiate a new salary with teenagers every single year. With no contracts. Eff Tee.
  7. Can we trade the CB we got that Ohio State wanted for the LB we wanted that Ohio State got?
  8. Meh. They'd come here and immediately start sucking.
  9. "317lbs is not big enough" - Kyle Flood probably. For real.
  10. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. What the fuck are you even saying? Fucking diarrhea mouth.
  11. When satya is silver-lining your caterwauling chicken-little bullshit, you should probably take a step back.
  12. Bob Ferguson: "I have fried my brain since then. I have abused drugs and alcohol for the past 30 years. I am a drug and alcohol lover." Fuckin' A, Bob. Fuckin' A....
  13. Anyone can buy a billboard in Times Square. All you need is more money than sense and a pathologically desperate need for people to take you seriously.
  14. I will say this - losing that game was, shockingly, a strategically competent move that I didn't expect.
  15. Mendoza talks like what Gipetto thinks a real boy would sound like.
  16. Tribal conflicts would require an us vs. them perspective. With the hive mind, tribal differences are meaningless because a hive mind achieves absolute empathy and understanding. Justice is a largely punitive concept, which would be antithetical to their biological imperative.
  17. Probably. But if we would have beat a few more teams by 50 instead of going to overtime against fucking Kentucky, then our argument would have been a helluva lot stronger this year, even with three losses. Sark can bitch about Miami throwing the ball up 28 in the 4th quarter, but Miami's still playing meaningful football and we're not. Sark may not like it, but style matters. Margin of victory matters. It may not be meaningful. But as long as humans are selecting the participants, that shit will mean more than people admit. And Sark's gonna have to start playing that game.
  18. Who pays the other half? Whose books is it on?
  19. Explain please. Texas may be better positioned to offer corporate NIL opportunities than a school like Texas Tech for example, but my understanding was that schools are now allowed to spend up to something like $22 mil per year on NIL, and that collectives/schools could not exceed that $22mil (or whatever it is). If there are ways for schools to get around that cap, please explain.
  20. User Name: Winning is Hard User: Texas should never lose more than two games and should make the playoffs every year. Perfect.
  21. People may think they’re “big brother” the same way people think Fredo was Michael’s big brother.
  22. If animals aren't infected, then how and why did it initially spread through a rodent bite in the lab?
  23. The Bears are threatening to move the team to Indiana to try to leverage more money out of the taxpayers of Chicago and Illinois. The taxpayers of Chicago and Illinois are likely to call their bluff because there ain't shit or fuck in Gary/Northwest Indiana.
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