Everything posted by irishtexan
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
There are 134 D1 schools. If 6400 players from D1 schools are in the portal, that would mean an average of 47 players per team are in the portal, which we all know is not true.
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OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
Is Ott good? He had a good sophomore year rushing for 1300+ yards and 12 TDs. And then inexplicably rushed for 385 yards last year for only 3.3 yards per carry. None of the articles I've read mentioned that he was hurt. That's a pretty alarming drop in production.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Asian girls everywhere....
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Severance (Apple TV)
The goats are mysterious and important.
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Eddington - Ari Aster Joaquin Phoenix Austin Butler Emma Stone Pedro Pascal
A24, Ari Aster and that cast? In....
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CFB Salaries for Head Coaches & Asst Coaches
Man, Nico Iomevaalalalalala seems like a total fucking pain in the ass. He's not good enough to be holding Tennessee hostage like this.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Psssshhhhhh. I only wager for signed first print editions of "Forged of a Hotter Fire".
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Hey Steel Shank!
Crispy gringo tacos are delicious, except that store bought shells are like eating stale cardboard. Solutions? Fry the shells yourself.
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
If I were you, the thing that I'd worry about is your soul going to hell for following a heathen protestant religion unrecognized by the one true God, his only son Jesus Christ, and the Holy Spirit. Dems da breaks. Sorry your parents or grandparents or whatever chose the wrong religion. Sucks to be you.
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
I know this is more than a month old, but the best part of this post is that you tried to be a good catholic but then said "fuck this" and threw some fucking pork rinds on your plate
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
If anyone knows anything about choking, it's aggy.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
The best part of that video is that it seems to be mostly chronological. It's fun watching a terrible person get super fucking fat in real time.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
consider the content and the customer base.
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Texas Basketball Recruiting Notes: It's Miller Time
It is.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
First comes the commitment, then the right coach, then the culture change. Elko (24-14 overall record as HC. zero conference championships), Bucky (99-52 overall record. zero P4 experience. notable mention from his wikipedia page - "his team posted a 96–83 upset at Belmont on December 5, 2020"), and Early (never been a head coach) have been in college station for a combined two years and five months. Next comes the great enshittening.
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Prey (Predator vs Comanche)
Some subtle Blue Eyed Samari vibes to this. I think I'll give it a shot.
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2025 NFL Draft
Will Campbell, OT from LSU.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
That's the good stuff....
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2025 NFL Draft
I just read a mock draft that said "Campbell’s underwhelming arm length became a big talking point at the combine, but he may have silenced the critics by stretching out to 33 inches at his pro day." He measured 32 and 5/8 at the combine. So scouts feel better that his arms measured this much longer at pro day - _____ That's about 3/8 an inch on my monitor. Sometimes people overthink shit.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
And he sucks in the NFL....
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College basketball coaching carousel: 2025 edition
I award you 10 internet points for being right. But I also subtract 20 internet points for the "I was right and everyone else was wrong" post. Shit's hella lame. The Texas Longhorns fired his ass. He's not a "true Longhorn".
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KarenKeyLargo - Greatest Hits Thread
What was the worse, program-catering move? The Browns giving up three #1s, two #4s and one #3 for Deshaun Watson, and then signing the guy with multiple rape accusations to a fully-guaranteed five-year $230 million contract, or the Aggies giving Jimbo Fisher a guaranteed ten year $95 million contract only to fire him two season later?
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White Lotus - HBO
Sure. It's just that it makes for boring television. He feels like a completely wasted (literally and figuratively) character. What's the point?
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One Battle After Another, the next Paul Thomas Anderson film
My PTA ranking: 1a) There Will Be Blood 1b) Boogie Nights 1c) Magnolia Seriously can't choose between the three. They're all perfect. Slight Drop 4) Phantom Thread 5) Punch Drunk Love Excellent films. Just a notch below the top three. Slight Drop 6) Hard 8 7) Licorice Pizza Very good movies. Hard 8 being his first film, it shows the promise of what's to come. Licorice Pizza is just a straightforward (for PTA) coming of age/love story that I really enjoyed. It's just not as ambitious or grand as the films in the top two tiers. Pretty Big Drop 😎 The Master 9) Inherent Vice I understand that The Master is an epic film. I just thought it was boring. Inherent Vice is the only PTA film I haven't finished. Tried watching it twice and was so bored I fell asleep both times and never bothered powering through to finish.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Wasn’t he fong’d to ND like 2 months ago?