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irishtexan

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  1. Two idiots flinging shit at each other. One's got a flavor saver. The other fucked FitLump (I assume).
  2. He could have made things confusing if he were three years older.
  3. This guy actually had access to mental health support. Didn't work. Maybe in this case it was mental health AND the gun?
  4. We come up with $5 mil for every five star and they can't even come up with like $90 mil to fire their coach? What are they? Poor?
  5. You told the same lame joke as the guy 4 posts above you, but somehow it was even worse. Impressive.
  6. After this year they've got 17 DL and 5 LBs. That's some Tom Herman roster mismanagement right there. That's fucking criminal. Holy fuck....
  7. That single piece of toast is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.
  8. I hate Creed just as much as the next guy. But if, hypothetically, I get stuck drinking a cosmo at a craps table and I start to go on a heater, I'm gonna keep ordering cosmos. You just don't fuck with lady luck.
  9. I mean, if he wants to start learning math and making money, selling drugs would be far more lucrative. And it would make him very popular in school. Set him up with a grip of xannys and addys and it'll be a rocket ship to success!
  10. For the Rangers or in all of baseball? It's happened 3 times in the last 4 years. Rangers this year. Astros last year. Braves in 2020. And before that Royals in 2014 and Rockies in '07. But before that it didn't happen very often. Edit: I only know this because I just read an article on it.... But you totally should have known, you dumbass.
  11. what were y'all saying about Jung's defense?
  12. Outro music was Paranoid and first commercial after break had Crazy Train. Ozzy getting paid.
  13. well, it did. so I'm not gonna worry about something that didn't happen. get some fucking runs goddamnit!
  14. At least we're starting to get some calls that are slightly out of the strike zone.
  15. We can't expect to keep winning if our bats go completely silent once we go up three runs. It's like we think the other team is going to stop trying. We've gotten away with it so far, but it's gonna come back and bite us in the ass at some point. Hope this isn't it.
  16. I wonder if the next coach's agent will use Jimbo's contract as precedent and expect similar and ridiculous long-term high-dollar guarantees. "We know what the job pays. We expect the same thing."
  17. Never forget that Rivals had Bryce Foster as the number 15 overall player in his class.
  18. Brooks is a great college running back who isn’t elite in any single category. He’s not gonna get drafted before day 3. He may decide he wants a shot at making a roster and leaves early. It I would bet he comes back next year. He didn't elaborate. But X, JW, AD (could come back), and Neyor are gone, which leaves a lot to fill. Then again, WRs are not hard to find in the portal so I'm not concerned. AD is showing up on more 1st round mock drafts than X now. Both will be drafted in the first two rounds and maybe even both in the 1st. They’re gone after this year.
  19. That's because we have elite and/or entrenched senior starters already on the roster in Worthy, Mitchell, and Whittington. He's not gonna pull targets away from any of those dudes. And they're all gone after this year. So it will be Cook and bunch of unproven but talented dudes next year. There's opportunity for a true freshman to come in and make the kind of impact Worthy did a few seasons ago. You're right that we might be fine with a portal guy. But I never like a strategy of "it's fine to lose out on this elite player this year because we'll just get two elite players next year". I'd like to add an elite WR this year but probably not gonna happen if we don't get Wingo.
  20. It’s like none of you motherfuckers watched Breaking Bad
  21. I wanted to reimburse Felix for any vet bills he incurred clearing her and he said someone else covered it. You generous liar! But seriously, Felix is a great dude with a great family. They took this sweet girl in and cared for her when she needed it most. They gave her the love that she needed, spent money on a dog they knew wouldn’t be a permanent member of their family, and we were lucky to be the first people to respond to their post. Foster families embody the kind of “community above everything” spirit that, if we were all to embrace, would make the world a much better place. Good on you man. Happy to have met you under these great circumstances. Felix’s family named her Penny and it stuck. Penny is pooped. She is snoozing in Rocco’s bed. She will be moved to the crate here in a minute when I go to bed.
  22. Now that’s my kind of fusion. Love it. I made a burger.
  23. It’s a goddamn madhouse in here! Maximum play time
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