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irishtexan

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  1. Will Howard threw for 500+ more yards, had more passing TDs, more running TDs, fewer picks, was sacked 17 fewer times and won a national championship. It's not debatable at all.
  2. But the football board sucks ass.
  3. 40 yard dash was formally incorporated into the combine in 1985, so it wasn't around back then.
  4. That's, perhaps, the dumbest movies I've ever seen. I only watched it because so many people kept talking about how amazing it was. It's one of the only movies I ever stopped watching because it was so stupid.
  5. The thing that exacerbated the disappointment in Brown/Gray was that Texas had been unable to land a 5-star in-state RB in what seemed like forever. Since landing Cedric Benson in 2001, we missed out on in-state 5-star RBs Lache Seastrunk (bust), Christine Michael (bust-ish), Jermie Calhoun (bust), Michael Goodson (regressed every year in school), and Adrian Peterson (stud). I thought we were setup to have a devastating run game for the next 4-5 years. And it just never happened.
  6. Do we know the predilections of these new 7 accusers?
  7. Of course he has a TV. How else is he going to watch Bassmaster Elite on Fox Sports?
  8. Let's dox these accusers so that fans of the college football team Tucker used to play for can verify the veracity of the claims and evaluate their "predilections". Interesting hill you chose to die on. Good luck choosing a new user name.
  9. Give me mid-air collision every single time. There's a good chance you won't see it coming and if you're lucky, there's a gigantic explosion upon impact resulting in instant death. You'll see the cliff coming and you will have to reconcile inevitable death for short moments that will feel like agonizing eternity. But I'd also take the cliff over engine failure and crashing into the ground.
  10. This is the most depressing time of the year? It's right now, because it's the most amount of time until we get to watch football again.
  11. Closest hydromet rain gauge says we got 2.3 inches today. I'll fucking take it. It's been coming down steady pretty much all day.
  12. How you gonna get a DUI driving a Tesla? The car drives itself.
  13. Nico Collins and Terry McLaurin better than, or in the same tier as, CeeDee Lamb? Y'all are smoking crack.
  14. Our backups are all high-4 and 5 star players. Everyone knows these dudes are talented and other schools are going to come in with promises of seeing the field faster. I don't think tape from a spring game is going to spotlight some hidden gem. There are a lot of valid reasons not to have a spring game. This seems like the dumbest.
  15. I don't think of LA Confidential as a gangster movie. I think of it as a cop movie. Mine would be: 1 - Goodfellas 2a/b - Godfathers 4 - Eastern Promises 5 - In Bruges But I'm not sure if In Bruges is really a gangster film. Regardless, it's one of my favorite films ever. I like it disproportionally more than most people. I agree with the poster above who said that the Godfathers are better films, but Goodfellas is the more quintessential/better gangster movie. I've watched goodfellas probably 25 times, but I've only seen each Godfather film 2 or 3 times. Kinda like the concept that I can admit the Beatles are better/more influential than the Stones, but I listen to the Stones 10x more than I listen to the Beatles.
  16. What was the story behind his recruitment? Was he just not ever into Texas? Seemed like there was zero communication/zero interest.
  17. Can any one person really own a dildo? I thought all dildos were common property in the trust tree?
  18. The problem here is that the conspiracy theories make more sense than the trade itself.
  19. Leftover meatloaf sandwich with melted Swiss and Whataburger spicy ketchup.
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