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irishtexan

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  1. No one gives a shit about what professor you had in college, people.
  2. Had a few whiskeys on Saturday night and while browsing the gram I was pushed an ad for this hat and pulled the trigger. Forgot about buying it and then it showed up yesterday. https://retroaustinapparel.com/collections/classic-collegiate/products/quality-tex-retro-trucker-hat
  3. Just give me two or three fletchers corn dogs with mustard and 6 or 7 wax paper cup beers and I'm set. More gonzo grub for the rest of y'all. I'd try the holy biscuit though. That seems pretty good.
  4. You think we're gonna land all of Hall, Wilson, Robinson and Toviano? I think that's unlikely. Also, go suck your dad's dick for comparing me to that bleeding twat Satya.
  5. It's tough to compare, because there are so many more ranking services today, but it'd be tough to argue against the 2002 class. Number 1 player VY, six total 5-stars, 10 of the top 90, 21 of 28 were four/five stars, and one of the three stars was Brian Robison. What you've calculated (which will not happen) would give us four 5-stars, 22 of 28 as 4/5 stars and 10 of the top 81. Similar classes, but one actually happened, and won a national championship. The other probably won't happen. Still, amazing fucking class if we can hold on to it and add a few more dudes.
  6. I was talking about ctj, but I supposed it's possible ctj is ketch and ketch is ctj. The man bun could just be extra skull fat that's being hidden by the facemask.
  7. I've got him in my celebrity death pool with a parlay on cause of death being spontaneous combustion due to the effects of running at the speed of light.
  8. I do love garlic. I double the recipe typically. It's just an absurd weight to measure something.
  9. Probably the only silver lining to this hellscape summer is that I haven't been bit by a mosquito in months. And we've got a culver running right behind my backyard. Normally can't even be in the back yard the skeeters are so bad.
  10. why am i drinking my own urine? in what world do I live in where I have access to pizza but not water?
  11. This is why you use the zester for minced garlic. Takes like 4 seconds and you turn the whole clove into paste. The press basically just extracts the liquid from the garlic, and leaves all the "flesh". I either run it through the zester for minced garlic, or I'll thin slice it very thin for beans, chili, or pastas. On a related note, can recipe creators stop measuring garlic in "cloves"? Some cloves are literally 5 times larger than other cloves within a single head. We need to measure them in weight or volume. But not "clove"
  12. Is there any possibility Hill isn't the #1 overall in the initial Looch 44?
  13. This whole thing makes no sense and I love it. Except dropping n-bombs. I don't like that. But I do like when it happens to Sooners.
  14. Also, it’s impossible to believe there aren’t tortillas in New Jersey. There are Mexicans everywhere. Tortillas are ubiquitous. You can find tortillas in Alaska.
  15. Sure. Maybe two grand is chump change for the surly 1%. But for a "bartender" and struggling actress, that's probably rent for two months in 2010. Just sharing what she was up against. But yeah, I don't know how you can defend that drink.
  16. I watched this yesterday and then watched one of the related videos on YouTube of a bartender reacting to the video, and also telling the back story. Apparently she was paid $2000 in 2010 by Maholo to make 100 "how-to" drink videos. She worked till 2am the night before and had a 7am call the next morning. She shows up to the shoot and it's just her and a camera man, with a bunch of recipes that were wrong, and a handful of bottles of bottom-rail liquor. And no bar utensils - no muddler, no jigger, no spouts. No shaker. Just two giant glasses, which held different volumes. No bitters in the bottle. One bucket of ice. Etc. She got fucked. So they had to re-strain the ice for every drink. I feel bad for her. Apparently, at the time, she had a masters in secondary education and graduated with honors at UC Irvine for undergrad. She's not a dummy. Also, would bang. That still doesn't excuse a 12-ounce old fashioned, though.
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