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Horn_Spanker

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  1. Just listened to Live Rust and am now in Rust Never Sleeps. Makes me think of an interview I recently read where David Crosby bitches about Neil Young. Fuck David Crosby!
  2. I smell it too! Looks to be North of Slaughter?
  3. Who really owns cemetery plots? My parents bought a six space plot when they were first married. Dad was buried there, then mom. I'm an only child and I assume the remaining four plots are mine? I know money was exchanged and the plot assigned back in 1962, but I find no record of a deed? When mom died, nothing cemetery was transferred to me.
  4. When I see old shows like Dick Van Dyke show and they are in separate twin beds, I think, man, what would I do with all that extra real-estate if I had my own twin bed!
  5. Talk from wife's office is to turn your TVs on at the time of the inauguration, but tune to a channel that's not carrying it. Hopefully to hurt the ratings?
  6. Brazil? Wow, thanks for setting me straight.
  7. Loved it! Still thinking, poor Vic. Now Cristin Milioti joins my list of Morena Baccarin & Marisa Tomei. Maybe I should go to Italy?
  8. I too bought a bag of Snickers and never turned on the porch light.
  9. Wanted to watch the Baylor/Tech game today, but Beth Mowins is announcing. Can't listen to that!
  10. People who light a fireplace on the first cool day are human pieces of shit! I've got all the windows open embracing the coolness after this beat down of a summer. I have to close them due to fireplace stench.
  11. I think robins are coming through again on their way South? Those pretty birds last spring, now look rough. Think of the hot girl from high school who always had that dark tan. You see her thirty years later and think, what the fuck happened to her?
  12. Fuck Spec's! In south Austin just drive two blocks south on Brodie to get to a Total Wine. If you just want wine or beer, go next door to Sam's Club. Don't need a membership card to buy alcohol in TX. (works at Costco too)
  13. Green goes to ground
  14. Yes, "settings" is the key. I think? I'm seeing LSU play, hopefully we're after that?
  15. It needed way more Morena Baccarin. WHEELHOUSE!
  16. Loved the movie, excited for the series, but Kudrow is terrible. Couldn't finish episode 1.
  17. This is my problem, how does displacement create weight?
  18. I understand the displacement from the volume, but my problem is weight. In my link there is displacement, but the volume of water stays the same. How can weight be created? Is height of the water a factor?
  19. Watch this video from 8:30 to 9:40. Can't understand how displacing water creates weight? Googling, I find underwater weighing as in calculating body fat, but there the person is being weighed, not the water. https://youtu.be/M1OKYCQDOXU?si=TJkT1Dy13LixPGc-
  20. Great, another Derka sock.
  21. Picked the wrong day for a colonoscopy cleanse. https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/austin-water-to-repair-waterline-in-sw-austin-on-june-7-service-disruption-possible/
  22. Horn_Spanker

    Colonoscopy

    Don't trust Cologuard! Cologuard results showed a problem. $1,800 later the surgeon said "I found nothing, must have been a false positive?"
  23. Steely Dan - Aja
  24. I was working the door at a sold out Cars concert in the early 80s. Many many people approached me with cash in their hand. They all saw the show and I made a lot of money!
  25. Went to pick up a prescription and was told it would be $67. Why so high? Insurance doesn't like the quantity of 20. Took out two and the price dropped to $2. WTF?
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