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Horn_Spanker

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  1. As I type this on Windows 7.
  2. Anyone else have an outage? Mine for last 14 hours in 78748.
  3. TEA does suck cock by choice! AISD sucking up for the State dollar regardless of how many will die.
  4. Found Medicare doesn't do long term nursing care. Only short (20 day) stints are care facilities, like rehabs. Back in the old days, elderly parents would give all their assets to the children, and then go to Government paid long term care. Government figured out the loophole and now says, there has to be five years between the liquidation and nursing home. Hense, my referral that mom won't last another five years. Medicaid will do long term, but I need to know how poor you have to be?
  5. Is there a way for an elderly person to receive long term care via Medicaid without liquidating all their assets? Mom needs a home, will probably live less than 5 years, and I don't want to sell her house.
  6. Adjusted it a bit even though the original was correct.
  7. Another reason the Statesman sucks is the weekly loose leaf ads crammed in your mailbox, even if you don't subscribe.
  8. Horn_Spanker

    SpaceX

    Good timing!
  9. Horn_Spanker

    SpaceX

    40 minutes until try #2.
  10. Can a shortstop move over between 1st and 2nd base when a left handed batter comes up?
  11. Last Shaggy gathering I attended was when Mueller cooked the goat on S 1st. Swear I drove by every cop in Austin on the way home.
  12. When speaking up this site, I still call it Shaggy. We lost a bunch of great posters. I'm still here.
  13. Overall feeling that in-person is gone until after the new year. This isn't all on AISD's shoulders, there's a fuck ton of retarded parents out there.
  14. This was on SNL about three weeks ago. Great joke. Hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn't budget, so he worked it out with a pencil.
  15. I grew up in a shit hole town north of here and the only show our antenna picked up on a Sunday afternoon was the Grant Teaff show. Something buried deep was spawned when RG3 came on the scene and my shit hole town's fortunate son named the new stadium. Since then, I have watched Baylor.
  16. Finally, 47 days later and 12 phone calls, they cleared my account! Fuck them and TxDOT too!
  17. Just returned home from HEB. Bought everything I needed to make meatloaf and mashed potatoes tonight, except the meat. FML
  18. What does "Fuck Around and Find Out" mean? Is it positive or negative?
  19. How Not to Market Your Rest Home Calling around looking for a place for mom, one said "We're usually full, but with COVID, we have a bunch of rooms available."
  20. Anyone have one of these for sale cheap near Manchaca?
  21. You're saying, there are porcupine in Central Texas? Where you high?
  22. Tips I learned the hard way: Don't buy a super long water hose, buy several shorter ones and connect them when needed. Don't plant winter rye grass. You'll be mowing all winter while your neighbors laugh at you.
  23. Where is that crowd noise coming from?
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