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    Turn updates off and leave them off. Higher chance of an update fucking you than a hacker.
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    Two years in with a Whirlpool side by side. Fridge is functioning fine, but I hate the narrowness of the doors. I'm not a large guy, but seem to have to scrunch in my shoulders just to put something in the fridge.
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    Now I got a collection fee on my late fee on me ZERO balance! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I emailed my Rep. Donna Howard and got a response they were too busy to deal with me. Jan. 12, start of the legislative session. I may have to go be an irritant.
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    Taxidermy Not the art of preserving the animal, but displaying a dead animal in your house.
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    Really hard to fap to.
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    My asshole neighbor just lit up his fireplace again! It's 76 and beautiful outside. So nice that I had all my windows opened. Not now. He's burning pressure treated pine from his dismantled back deck. Against the law to burn this stuff "outside" I called Travis county and they didn't know what to do if it was burned "inside".
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    I remember when "cable TV" didn't have commercials. I bet streaming slowly starts adding them. Cocksuckers
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    Assclown Chip Roy supporter came to my door with NO mask. Not even down around his neck!
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    DVR'm while ya got em.
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    Did the cabins at Bastrop State Park survive the fire? They were fun. (but the weather needs to be much cooler)
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    Looks like Google Fiber went down in some areas. SNOW DAY!!
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    Just watched 3, expecting a big twist? What was unexpected?
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    Shocked that the Ryzen CPUs are becoming scarce. One I want is out of stock until 10/16. Guns and CPUs, new economics course.
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    Postings of Apple shit in the Craigslist Computer Parts section.
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    I've been auditing classes this morning. Teachers are trying their best, but JFC, the parents are rude and clueless. i.e., chiming in mid lesson to ask some procedural questions. A dad walking through asking "what's this shit show?". Kids eating breakfast, dogs barking in the house.
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    SSD is the answer.
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    I've been using Google Voice for years with great results. When I know I'm connected to someone's land line or a Android phone, the call quality is perfect. When the other end uses an Apple phone, that's when the quality is bad and we talk on top of each other.
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    2020 Drunk Thread

    Horn_Spanker replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    I've been experimenting with flavored vodka. I kinda like the iced tea flavored one.
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    Time to tell the wife all her shit shows on the DVR are getting erased to make room for whatever game is on. Gotta make hay while the sun shines!
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    I can trade you some toilet paper?
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    Wow! Still empty shelves at B&M? What's the reason now?
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    JFC! Google Docs. Trying to help the wife who brought this shitshow home on her laptop. My background is full blown Office products loaded on a very fast PC (finance world). After a weekend of Google Docs, I assume it was programmed by some Apple fanboy, and like Apple, sucks cock by choice.

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