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Horn_Spanker

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  1. Horn_Spanker replied to Handcruser's topic in Hobbies
    I can trade you some toilet paper?
  2. Horn_Spanker replied to Handcruser's topic in Hobbies
    Wow! Still empty shelves at B&M? What's the reason now?
  3. JFC! Google Docs. Trying to help the wife who brought this shitshow home on her laptop. My background is full blown Office products loaded on a very fast PC (finance world). After a weekend of Google Docs, I assume it was programmed by some Apple fanboy, and like Apple, sucks cock by choice.
  4. Will they wait for a hail storm when all the roofers start congregating?
  5. Google "Gray Hooverman". I'm about 10 miles from all the towers in Austin. Just testing, I quickly built this with some spare 12 gauge Romex, (without the reflector) and WOW. Picked up everything. I plan to build another copy with 8 gauge grounding wire and discretely attach it to my chimney.
  6. Got another late fee invoice on my zero balance! Have made it a point not to drive on the toll road since January because of this shit. Since I was on hold for an hour, I had the time to type up complaint emails to TxDOT, my State Rep & Senator. I know none of it will do any good. The next legislative session starts next January. Time to defund TxDOT for this TxTag debacle.
  7. Hot or Not Nebula?
  8. NASA is looking into insensitive nicknames they've been using like, Eskimo Nebula and Siamese Twins Galaxy. I wonder what else they have? Maybe, The Tyrion White Dwarf The Mrs. Butterworth Black Hole The Wetback Home Depot Cluster Big Red Dot (of Calcutta) Any ideas?
  9. If you're scanning WIFI networks and you see "Trump-Human Piece of Shit", we're neighbors!
  10. No I don't, that's what pisses me off.
  11. Strangers parking their cars on the street in front of my house! (i'm in the suburbs) A few years ago this happened, I hosed down the car, mowed my lawn with the side chute removed, and left a nice dried crust for them.
  12. Can't wait to see Candy Pop! Wonder if her hair grew back?
  13. Wife asked if that was a Trump flag, I said, can't be, it was blue. So I backed it up and sure enough, Trump on blue. Hope those stupid fuckers get fined astronomically. Next time I hope there is a "promise of death" if a boat gets within a mile.
  14. Wasn't it a comedy place once? I think I saw Emo Philips there?
  15. Western Wear
  16. If the shit does hit the fan, I can think of one positive outcome. We won't have to hear Beth Mowins voice!
  17. I'm thinking red heads on acid?
  18. Getting damn close to the magical $2,000! Time to be weighing the scrap.
  19. If you are in far SW Austin and care about your child's education, do not let their teacher have the first name Karen! Not because of the current internet buzz, but really!
  20. Were you able to go to sleep?
  21. Aptive knocking on the door again today! No mask. Cocksuckers!
  22. Door bell rang, I open it without thinking mask, and there's a Hispanic dude without a mask saying "Google Fiber". I realize he's at the wrong house because the house next door just sold and was moved into. I say, no not for me, for next door. I get the que? I say not for 1xxx5 but for 1xxx7. He takes his phone and calls the office, they answer and he tries to hand me the phone, I decline and just state out loud what I just told him. They converse and I walk him down the street to show where the curb is cut for 1xxx7. He now understands. I go back inside and the wife says, neither of you guys had masks on! Did Google just kill me?
  23. I found the sound editing poor. The background music muddled the dialog at some points. But, I enjoyed it. Why were his feet bleeding?
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