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    Yes, I thought is was people stopped giving a shit about using an image host? I stopped posting images because, why should I put out the effort to make sure they posted correctly when no one else does?
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    Spent the last hour in my front yard with my dick in my hand, as if this was a Tuesday.
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    Bingeing Season 2 now. Wife and I look at each other wondering why the hype? Is season 3 better than 2?
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    Tonight at 10:30. "Wubba lubba dub dub!"
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    Being a Texas boy, I've never seen one, but I married a couch burner and have had to hear about morels for thirty years. Evidently everyone has a secret place they go to collect them and these places are highly secret. Even though I've been in the family thirty years, no one has ever offered me one.
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    Just binged watched Season 1 and 2. Quick 20 minute episodes, 8 episodes per season. Very entertaining, but I relate more by being old. I see why they got all the Emmy nominations.
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    Just binged season 1 for the first time. You guys seem to say it only gets better?
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    Check out George's (Barley and Hops) PIDs on Youtube. He's in Coppers Cove. He's more into distilling, which is where my interests are.
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    The Andromeda Stain, because, duh.. Wife had never seen it.
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    After two days of heat, I finally get to open all the windows to enjoy the coolness after the rain. After a while I smell smoke, and sure enough the crazy next door neighbor is burning his fireplace! I have to close the windows. I commented here this past winter about him burning pressure treated pine. He's up to it again. When it first happened, I contacted the city and was told it's against the law to burn pressure treated wood outside, but not inside. WTF? This isn't his only insanity, how can I have him committed? (I wanted get him help, but now, fuck him)
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    High

    Horn_Spanker replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz

    What's the weight on that bag of Infinite Euphoria? It's been so long, I've lost my sight/weight perspective.
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    assholes
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    Going to re-paint the house numbers on the curb, and all my neighbor's numbers because, goddamn!
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    Spent the last hour and a half pushing a lawnmower, just to get a little peace and quiet.
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    Stored in half gallon plastic juice jugs, under the bed in the guest room. Got a pressurized "poof" when opened? Very little intestinal distress?
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    They have my preferred genre, but I couldn't tune in when I was driving to work. Now that I'm home I can't listen to afternoon radio. Fire them all and put the MP3s on a huge loop.
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    Take my wife, please.....
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    Get ready for the "shelter in place" announcement.
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    They did not get soft after simmering four hours. I thought it was my cooking until I read your comments. Next try is 21 year old rice.
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    These were dry pintos I simmered all afternoon. Just ate a big bowl, wish me luck!
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    My young attractive female cousins convinced their bible banging parents that they were going to South Padre to do missionary work.
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    Pulled out my Y2K stash and am currently cooking a pot of 21 year old beans. They look fine, we'll see?
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    Another fucking late charge on a ZERO balance! The balance has been ZERO for months and up pops a bill. I tried to email the TxDOT head over the toll system, Richard Nelson, but he's too ashamed to post his email address.

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