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Horn_Spanker

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  1. Just binged season 1 for the first time. You guys seem to say it only gets better?
  2. Check out George's (Barley and Hops) PIDs on Youtube. He's in Coppers Cove. He's more into distilling, which is where my interests are.
  3. The Andromeda Stain, because, duh.. Wife had never seen it.
  4. After two days of heat, I finally get to open all the windows to enjoy the coolness after the rain. After a while I smell smoke, and sure enough the crazy next door neighbor is burning his fireplace! I have to close the windows. I commented here this past winter about him burning pressure treated pine. He's up to it again. When it first happened, I contacted the city and was told it's against the law to burn pressure treated wood outside, but not inside. WTF? This isn't his only insanity, how can I have him committed? (I wanted get him help, but now, fuck him)
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    What's the weight on that bag of Infinite Euphoria? It's been so long, I've lost my sight/weight perspective.
  6. assholes
  7. Going to re-paint the house numbers on the curb, and all my neighbor's numbers because, goddamn!
  8. Spent the last hour and a half pushing a lawnmower, just to get a little peace and quiet.
  9. Stored in half gallon plastic juice jugs, under the bed in the guest room. Got a pressurized "poof" when opened? Very little intestinal distress?
  10. They have my preferred genre, but I couldn't tune in when I was driving to work. Now that I'm home I can't listen to afternoon radio. Fire them all and put the MP3s on a huge loop.
  11. Take my wife, please.....
  12. They did not get soft after simmering four hours. I thought it was my cooking until I read your comments. Next try is 21 year old rice.
  13. These were dry pintos I simmered all afternoon. Just ate a big bowl, wish me luck!
  14. My young attractive female cousins convinced their bible banging parents that they were going to South Padre to do missionary work.
  15. Pulled out my Y2K stash and am currently cooking a pot of 21 year old beans. They look fine, we'll see?
  16. Another fucking late charge on a ZERO balance! The balance has been ZERO for months and up pops a bill. I tried to email the TxDOT head over the toll system, Richard Nelson, but he's too ashamed to post his email address.
  17. Sorry if already asked, but what about funeral homes being overwhelmed? Is it legal to bury grandma in the backyard?
  18. He's 57, but I started noticing changes about two years ago. I'm his only "friend" on the block, others gossip and call in violations on him (un-mowed lawn, etc.) I try logic, like if your copper pipes are stolen, how do you still get water from the faucet? When he tells me people are in his attic, stealing his rafters, I say, show me. He lets me crawl around this attic, or course nothing is gone. When he borrows a crowbar to tear out his deck because of the people under it, I respond with, let me look first. Deck is 3" off the ground. I don't know how to help him?
  19. I have a neighbor slowly losing his mind, convinced people are tunneling under his house steeling his copper pipes. Anyway, the other day he was outside and I noticed his shirt had not covered his pistol tucked into his back waistband. I know he does not have a concealed carry permit. (and he was not evacuating or returning) What kind of violating was he committing, or was he?
  20. Can I hi-jack the thread for a second? My neighbor is burning pressure treated pine, from his deck, in his fireplace. Evidently my house is a sieve and the smoke is poisoning me. Is this a code violation?
  21. Nowhere did I say I was trying to get out of the service. I just Googled too much.
  22. Not joking, under which heading did you see that info?
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