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Horn_Spanker

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  1. They did not get soft after simmering four hours. I thought it was my cooking until I read your comments. Next try is 21 year old rice.
  2. These were dry pintos I simmered all afternoon. Just ate a big bowl, wish me luck!
  3. My young attractive female cousins convinced their bible banging parents that they were going to South Padre to do missionary work.
  4. Pulled out my Y2K stash and am currently cooking a pot of 21 year old beans. They look fine, we'll see?
  5. Another fucking late charge on a ZERO balance! The balance has been ZERO for months and up pops a bill. I tried to email the TxDOT head over the toll system, Richard Nelson, but he's too ashamed to post his email address.
  6. Sorry if already asked, but what about funeral homes being overwhelmed? Is it legal to bury grandma in the backyard?
  7. He's 57, but I started noticing changes about two years ago. I'm his only "friend" on the block, others gossip and call in violations on him (un-mowed lawn, etc.) I try logic, like if your copper pipes are stolen, how do you still get water from the faucet? When he tells me people are in his attic, stealing his rafters, I say, show me. He lets me crawl around this attic, or course nothing is gone. When he borrows a crowbar to tear out his deck because of the people under it, I respond with, let me look first. Deck is 3" off the ground. I don't know how to help him?
  8. I have a neighbor slowly losing his mind, convinced people are tunneling under his house steeling his copper pipes. Anyway, the other day he was outside and I noticed his shirt had not covered his pistol tucked into his back waistband. I know he does not have a concealed carry permit. (and he was not evacuating or returning) What kind of violating was he committing, or was he?
  9. Can I hi-jack the thread for a second? My neighbor is burning pressure treated pine, from his deck, in his fireplace. Evidently my house is a sieve and the smoke is poisoning me. Is this a code violation?
  10. Nowhere did I say I was trying to get out of the service. I just Googled too much.
  11. Not joking, under which heading did you see that info?
  12. I've already been assigned the court. The calendar updated, and there is only one case on Monday for that court.
  13. Stick him under the jail!
  14. Found the case. Have read every document I could find, Facebooked and background checked every person involved (even the lawyers). My mind is make up. Do lawyers and prosecutors want informed jurors or people without a clue? Do the parking meters around the courthouse still take change? Or, do I have to figure out how to use the credit card machines?
  15. I inherited a house. Tried to rent it, became a pain in the ass and sold it last year. Any special considerations I need to know about?
  16. I've got jury duty on Monday. Curious to see what case I might get, I searched the Travis County docket schedule. Selected the court, chose next week, and about 50 hits came up all with a Friday 02/14 date. Nothing listed for Monday 02/10? (or any other day besides Friday) How do you read this docket and what does no cases on 02/10 mean?
  17. Why does a torque wrench (ratchet) have a reverse?
  18. The little airport there use to be nice, but since Delta pulled out, it's now shit. Lots of morbidly obese people. Red state (for now). I will probably have to move up there in a few years due to wife's family, but am thinking maybe Michigan instead since it's blue and now has weed. But, Michigan roads suck. I'd still drive across Ohio to the Cleveland airport than deal with shit hole Detroit airport.
  19. If you send Christmas cards full of that micro glitter shit, fuck you! (get off my lawn)
  20. It's true, people who drive Chrysler products are deviants. I stress to my heirs, if you ever smoke tobacco or drive a Chrysler product, you're out of the will.
  21. You must not use a mouse?
  22. I don't understand the Baylor hate? Especially against OU. If not us, who would you want to represent the BigXII?
  23. I married a couch burner, but Michigan gets legal weed on 12/1. I'm torn... OSU in-laws very much see this as a rivalry. Biggest game of the year for them.
  24. JFC !! Just read Beth Mowins will be a commentator.
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