Everything posted by Horn_Spanker
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Txtag website and customer service
Another fucking late charge on a ZERO balance! The balance has been ZERO for months and up pops a bill. I tried to email the TxDOT head over the toll system, Richard Nelson, but he's too ashamed to post his email address.
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Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away
Sorry if already asked, but what about funeral homes being overwhelmed? Is it legal to bury grandma in the backyard?
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Question on Texas Penal Code 46.15 (k) - Guns during a Disaster
He's 57, but I started noticing changes about two years ago. I'm his only "friend" on the block, others gossip and call in violations on him (un-mowed lawn, etc.) I try logic, like if your copper pipes are stolen, how do you still get water from the faucet? When he tells me people are in his attic, stealing his rafters, I say, show me. He lets me crawl around this attic, or course nothing is gone. When he borrows a crowbar to tear out his deck because of the people under it, I respond with, let me look first. Deck is 3" off the ground. I don't know how to help him?
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Question on Texas Penal Code 46.15 (k) - Guns during a Disaster
I have a neighbor slowly losing his mind, convinced people are tunneling under his house steeling his copper pipes. Anyway, the other day he was outside and I noticed his shirt had not covered his pistol tucked into his back waistband. I know he does not have a concealed carry permit. (and he was not evacuating or returning) What kind of violating was he committing, or was he?
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Austin Code enforcement, garage door with holes, fix options.
Can I hi-jack the thread for a second? My neighbor is burning pressure treated pine, from his deck, in his fireplace. Evidently my house is a sieve and the smoke is poisoning me. Is this a code violation?
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District Court Docket
Nowhere did I say I was trying to get out of the service. I just Googled too much.
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District Court Docket
Not joking, under which heading did you see that info?
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District Court Docket
I've already been assigned the court. The calendar updated, and there is only one case on Monday for that court.
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District Court Docket
Stick him under the jail!
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District Court Docket
Found the case. Have read every document I could find, Facebooked and background checked every person involved (even the lawyers). My mind is make up. Do lawyers and prosecutors want informed jurors or people without a clue? Do the parking meters around the courthouse still take change? Or, do I have to figure out how to use the credit card machines?
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2020 (for 2019) Income Tax Thread
I inherited a house. Tried to rent it, became a pain in the ass and sold it last year. Any special considerations I need to know about?
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District Court Docket
I've got jury duty on Monday. Curious to see what case I might get, I searched the Travis County docket schedule. Selected the court, chose next week, and about 50 hits came up all with a Friday 02/14 date. Nothing listed for Monday 02/10? (or any other day besides Friday) How do you read this docket and what does no cases on 02/10 mean?
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Dumb Question Amnesty Thread
Why does a torque wrench (ratchet) have a reverse?
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Moving to Toledo
The little airport there use to be nice, but since Delta pulled out, it's now shit. Lots of morbidly obese people. Red state (for now). I will probably have to move up there in a few years due to wife's family, but am thinking maybe Michigan instead since it's blue and now has weed. But, Michigan roads suck. I'd still drive across Ohio to the Cleveland airport than deal with shit hole Detroit airport.
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Micro Glittering Motherfuckers
If you send Christmas cards full of that micro glitter shit, fuck you! (get off my lawn)
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My road rage incident cool story bro
It's true, people who drive Chrysler products are deviants. I stress to my heirs, if you ever smoke tobacco or drive a Chrysler product, you're out of the will.
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The Cuming Conservative War On Porn
You must not use a mouse?
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Big XII Championship - Baylor @ Oklahoma
I don't understand the Baylor hate? Especially against OU. If not us, who would you want to represent the BigXII?
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Michigan - Ohio State
I married a couch burner, but Michigan gets legal weed on 12/1. I'm torn... OSU in-laws very much see this as a rivalry. Biggest game of the year for them.
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Baylor - Kansas on Mute
JFC !! Just read Beth Mowins will be a commentator.
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Any Talking Heads heads?
Snow Dog and I saw them on September 7, 1982 at Fiesta Gardens. Amazing show. The stage was basically an oval track that went behind the drummer and David Byrne ran around that track the entire concert.
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Any Talking Heads heads?
I get it! Big fan.
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Cord Cutters Thread
Has anyone ever gotten a "deal", "introductory price" or any kind of discount for signing up with Google Fiber?
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Shit's Borked
Of course I love Bevo, but that background, watermark or whatever you call it really hampers my navigation. I do not run a powerful video card, so the site now is really doggy for me.