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    I'm sorry guys

    Horn_Spanker replied to ztejas's topic in Lulz

    Friend took Prozac and Viagra at the same time. Told me he could go all night! He was in his late 30's. He had a heart attack and died!
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    I'm getting sick of walking into HEB and immediately being harassed by Spectrum salespeople. I finally said: "I had you guys for 32 years. It felt like I was being held hostage and ass raped every day."
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    Suspicious white Ford pickup just now in front of Kiker Elementary. License plate AK3 0957. Did not pick up a kid, pulled up behind my wife, stayed in truck and began to follow her as she pulled away. On her tail until Slaughter and Manchaca whereas she pulled over to loose him.
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    I was there.
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    Now it's: The Police - Zenyatta Mondatta Another memory was the Synchronicity tour concert at Southpark Meadows. All the guys let the girls have the porta potties, so there were 100 guys pissing on the barbed wire fence. CSB
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    The Police - Regatta De Blanc Brings back a UT memory. I was camping out all night at the Erwin Center to get tickets for the Ghost In The Machine tour. Had to shit really bad. Walked west down into Waller Creek, took the shit, left the underwear. CSB
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    Tomorrow's the big day!
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    Dropped those cocksuckers (Spectrum) two years ago and went Google Fiber with YoutubeTV. No problems. At the same time I dropped our 30 year old AT&T home phone account and ported to a $10 box Google offered. No problems and sound quality is equal to the old land line. Honestly for what I do, I don't see a big difference in 200mb down to 1,000mb down. Still wondering who sucked more, Spectrum or AT&T? I hope to never deal with either again!
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    Greatest day of the year! Watching now and not happy with new 4k TV through YoutubeTV. Thankfully still had my old plasma. Hooked it up via antenna, and holy shit! Smaller, but better. (that's what she said)
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    I've been using a PC in the living room to store and watch stuff. i.e. using the TV as a big monitor. Time to clean up the living room and stream my stuff across the home network. Looks like Plex is the 500 pound gorilla? I don't like metadata, don't want to see graphic and crap. Can Plex, or another, display drive contents like Windows Explorer? Lines of file titles instead of art?
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    Maybe they should have lowered their prices? Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered.
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    Anyone collect old Texas license plates? I remember dad pulling these off the wall of my great-grandfather's garage when they were cleaning out his house.
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    Need help on finding a Media Player app. Roku or Samsung Currently I have a PC connected to the TV, so I use Windows Explorer in "Details" mode to choose my media. Wanting to remove PC from living room and stream from a server. Wanting to find a player app that looks like the "Details" look of Windows Explorer. Don't want thumbnails of the media. Also, I don't care about meta data. Can't read the fan art anyway. All the Plex, Jellyfin, etc. I've seen shows thumbnails?
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    Mom died. Dad died 20 years ago. Found her SPJST Whole Life policy where I'm listed second as beneficiary is case dad's dead. I emailed SPJST the policy info and got "her policy is out of force". When asking what that means, nothing but crickets. What could it mean?
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    I just shot a kale salad through my system in 3.25 hours!
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    I've been thinking it time to start distributing this stuff to the younger generations. I see estate sales full of heirlooms that never got handed down. Problem is how do I even it out? Dollar value? I'm sure someone will get butt-hurt.
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    Now down to 48 rolls of my COVID toilet paper stash.
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    I smell fat people. Guess I better go on a diet?
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    On Amazon, buy a new carb from China for $10. Did this for my Stihl and wow, what a difference!
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    Ay, ay, ay, ay, oh, I am the Frito Bandito Who remembers this guy? Remember when the Banditos got all butt hurt and Frito cancelled the dude? Who did they replace him with? (lame character) I remember when you bought a tray of lunch sized chips, you got a Frito Bandito pencil eraser. I had a drawer full! (then I got some of the "lame character" erasers)
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    Do bands still make videos? If so, where are they shown?
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    I was at their 1978 San Angelo summer camp. Had a short conversation with Earl. My claim to fame!
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    Somehow this got smaller over the years?
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    Touche

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