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Horn_Spanker

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  1. Holy shit, coke has gotten cheap. Had no idea, from someone living in 1984.
  2. I'm a side sleeper and every time I roll over during the night, I have to reach down and pull my nut sack from between my thighs.
  3. Mind fucking blown! Billy Bibbit from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest vs. Doc Cochran.
  4. Anybody take these instead of leaving your car in the parking lot? If so, any recommendations or horror stories?
  5. Passing a kidney stone.
  6. I have both, which should I take?
  7. Sorry if already posted. Before the season started there was a spoiler on Reddit that proved to be about 75% correct. The ending scene they told was way cooler than what we saw Sunday. The spoiler last scene was when Jon and the wildlings were traveling north of the wall, they come upon a spiral of fresh body parts.
  8. Needs more chili powder
  9. Read I could re-invest the proceeds into another property and avoid capital gains, is this true?
  10. Horn_Spanker

    Comedy

    Did a stand up comic marathon a couple weekends ago, and the one who stood out to me was Jimmy Carr. He got the most laughs from me. The two who got no laughs and had to be fast forwarded were Brian Regan and Dane Cook.
  11. Oh, Fuck YES!
  12. Hang out with Chad and share some Robitussin.
  13. How fucking retarded do you have to be to get a job at TXTag? Evidently that's the only requirement. I've been arguing a charge since last July. Every month I have to call back because it pops back up even after they dismiss it. One month I just said fuck it and paid it, it still popped back up. Today I escalated the call to an upper manager who was only half retarded. For all the good this did, I made them swear on the phone that "my balance was $0.00 as of right now". I'm sure next month the charge will reappear.
  14. At least they didn't rape him. Is that thug mentality gone since Art left? Do we have good guys now?
  15. Weiner, weiner weiner I'm as excited as a little girl......
  16. What happened to SMOG? Never hear that term anymore. Hey LA, got any SMOG?
  17. These people apparently suck cock by choice! We have Janet Jackson inducted, but not: Jethro Tull Emerson, Lake & Palmer The Doobie Brothers Warren Zevon Bad Company Pat Benatar Little Feat Ozzy Osbourne Steppenwolf Boston The Guess Who Three Dog Night Blue Oyster Cult ... and a shit ton of others Since I married a couch burner, I'm in Cleveland at least once a year and every-time I'm asked, want to go to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? FUCK NO!
  18. They're made over off of Burleson Rd. Maybe they have an outlet store? Factory seconds?
  19. Thy finally turned my street on this week after trenching it about a year and a half ago. They've really jacked up the prices from when they announced they were coming to Austin. I was excited back then, now, not so much. My biggest concern is giving up my austin.rr.com address that I've used for twenty years.
  20. My dad gave me his used mower when I bought my house 30 years ago. It still starts on the first pull!!!
  21. A lifetime of drag racing, gun shooting, grass mowing and rock concerts, I've discovered I can't hear past 8,000 hertz. So, my entire collection is 320kbps.
  22. He wished he'd been a girlie, just like his dear mama
  23. I think I had that Blue Oyster Cult album in high school?
  24. WTF? As if they can't afford it.
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