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    Hope he did a David Carradine. I too might be found that way.
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    Will it be hosted by Geraldo Rivera?
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    Slavery

    Horn_Spanker posted a topic in Daily Texan

    I've been working on my genealogy for at least 20 years and have never found an ancestor to be a slave owner even though all my roots are southern, until today. I was researching through a 1840 Baton Rouge newspaper and found the police report section stating they had picked up a black guy named Bob who said he belonged to Horn_Spanker's GGGG-grandfather, and for GGGG-grandfather to come pick him up. There was a list of other held slaves to be picked up so it looked common for the police to do this. The reason it struck me to post this is, GGGG-grandfather had immigrated from Germany just a few years earlier. As far as I know, slavery was not a thing in early 1800s Germany. What prompted him to buy slaves when his upbringing frowned on such practices? Was he thinking back in Germany, "when I get to Louisiana, I'm gonna buy some slaves" or, when he got here he realized he needed them? Maybe he was just an asshole?
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    How do you hit it?
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    Back in my day, where that Quiznos is located across from Wendy's, was the bar. We'd have pitchers of Shiner Bock for lunch instead of your faggot hamburgers!
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    Read in an article earlier this week about pooping in space. Catch a Floating Turd
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    High

    Horn_Spanker replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz

    Labrador?
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    Explain the Teddy story to me. What happened to him last episode?
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    I hate "give 110%". stupid asshole coaches
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    Canadian Graffiti
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    I was right! Told the wife when it happened that if the kid had gotten laid, he wouldn't have done it. Now we lean he was rejected by some female he had an interest in. I know when I was that age, my largest angst was lack of female attention. I propose school districts hire some hookers to take care of these guys. A whole lot cheaper than the ideas above.
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    Went to Walmart today and there was a DirecTV table beside a Spectrum table, both harassing shoppers. I said to both of them at the same time, I don't know which of you two I hate more?
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    pining for the fjords
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    I enjoyed LMOE when he was by himself. Pooping in the pool was funny. Too many people showed up.

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