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Horn_Spanker

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  1. Our first stop is in Bogota To check Colombian fields The natives smile and pass along A sample of their yield
  2. After doing the cathedral, the wife went to shop and I headed to the Third Reich museum. I got lost since the street signs are three foot long and 19 letters each. I stopped at the Hilton and walked up to a young guy at the info desk. I asked directions to the Third Reich museum and he said, "What's that?" I wonder if history is taught differently over there?
  3. How much are you willing to pay? I was standing in my open HEB today staring at the beer, when a distributor with a Thirsty Goat sweatshirt asked if he could help me: ME: No, I'm just amazed at these prices HIM: They're only going up! ME: You guys are going to price yourself out of business. HIM: HA HA, people will not stop buying their beer.
  4. Anyone know value or know anyone who does on old license plates? Cleaning out parents home and found a set of four 1919-1922.
  5. Full Beaver Moon Friday morning. Paging RamjetFDO
  6. Thanks, I'm kinda leaning to not do anything until January so Property Taxes for 2021 will be with all her exemptions?
  7. Mom recently died, I'm the only heir. Several years ago, we prepared a "Transfer on Death Deed" and I filled it at the county court house. Now that she's died, I filed a "Affidavit of Death" to match up the prior one. Which they did. I called yesterday to see if they had magically transferred the deed into my name and was told, no, all we do is file documents. You need a Title Company or Real Estate Lawyer. What's my next step? (If I plan to sell the property, should I wait and do this process just once?)
  8. Spent a big chunk of Thursday at the DMV and USPS. USPS was much worse! (looking at you Mockingbird)
  9. Been with them for a long time, but never with a card. Recently had a ton of problems with their Brodie Lane staff. They were incredibly uneducated in what I needed. They were arrogant as hell at the start, then had to call Shoal Creek office every step on the way. I'm really thinking of moving elsewhere, but the location is convenient.
  10. Throwing this out there: Greatest performance at ACL (in my opinion) were the Toadies in 2009!
  11. Will this thing go the way of the Aquafest?
  12. Horn_Spanker replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz
  13. Read a site stating what episodes to watch to refresh memory and establish the background story. S01E07, S03E03, S04E01, S05E07, S07E01, S07E03, S07E06 & S07E09 Watched the first four back to back Sunday morning. What a great fucking show!
  14. I need help with YoutubeTV through a Roku. I'm watching a show, a commercial comes on so I go to the grid out of curiosity, the commercial is over, how do I kill the grid to get back to my show?
  15. This may be TMI, but during my dysfunctional childhood, shit-ass was mom's favorite reference of dad. Made me laugh through the show.
  16. You mean I can start listening to KLBJ again? He's sucked for years.
  17. Horn_Spanker replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    What a turd of a production. Not a wet turd that slides on out, but a dry turd. A turd that scrapes it's way out, maybe a little blood.
  18. Horn_Spanker replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    Man, Cedric the Entertainer sucks!
  19. With Klinger?
  20. Good bye, Turd Ferguson
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