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derp

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  1. Weigman is carrying on the aggy tradition of mediocrity. Build the statue.
  2. Texas powerlifting state qualifier as a junior with individual lift records of 490 bench, 605 deadlift, and 700 squat.
  3. I love the cut of their jib. "Dear NCAA, Ok, we won't put them on the helmets. Also, FUCK YOU; we'll move the QR codes to the goddamned jumbotron! Love Always - Your compliant Okie Lite"
  4. Summarized by ChatGPT. Twitter needs a "summarize my shit" button because I wasn't reading that either.
  5. That’s gotta be a troll. The D in the user name surely stands for “deez nuts.”
  6. Gotta upgrade the local paper mill. Haven’t been able to keep up with the growth.
  7. Fake news alert for fast scrollers. I generated their article on ChatGPT prompt: Generate a sports article on how Texas A&M lost out on a football recruit. Make it sound like it was closer than people thing and allude to the author being aware for weeks. Reference to the recruitment not being over just yet. ChatGPT: Texas A&M Narrowly Misses Out on Top Football Recruit, but Recruitment Far from Over In what many anticipated would be a victory for Texas A&M on the recruiting trail, a high-profile recruit has opted to commit elsewhere—at least for now. The decision, which came down to the wire, may have shocked some observers, but those closely monitoring the process knew it was far closer than most people realized. For weeks, insiders noted Texas A&M’s coaching staff was relentless in their pursuit, forging deep relationships with both the recruit and his family. The Aggies, armed with their SEC pedigree and a clear vision for how the player could fit into their defensive scheme, appeared to be in the driver’s seat as the decision date approached. Multiple sources confirm the recruit was genuinely torn, weighing the pros and cons of committing to College Station. Texas A&M made a final push, but ultimately fell just short. However, the decision wasn’t one of overwhelming preference for the other program; rather, it was razor-thin, influenced by factors that could easily change in the coming months. It’s important to note that in today’s recruiting landscape, commitments aren’t as firm as they used to be. Decommitments and flips have become increasingly common, especially with the early signing period still months away. A&M’s staff remains optimistic that the battle isn’t over. Word from sources close to the situation suggests the Aggies aren’t backing down and will continue their pursuit, banking on the relationships they’ve built and the allure of SEC competition to eventually win out. Recruiting is often a rollercoaster, and this case has plenty of twists left in it. For those keeping a close eye on this saga, it’s clear that Texas A&M still has a strong chance to turn things around before the ink dries on any letters of intent.
  8. That so beyond fucked up. What’s next, a scrimmage in front of the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier?
  9. What happened to talking through last night Brauny?
  10. Distant relative of Spottswoode, the founder of Team America.
  11. What the fuck's the point of the interactions if they can't talk about anything?
  12. https://collegefootballnetwork.com/2024-college-football-strength-of-schedule/ A&M - 16 Texas - 32
  13. With that body, if he walks, every day is leg day.
  14. Holy shit. That's not far from the NFL combine record for hand size.
  15. I mean sure, steady if you mean steadily missing out on blue chip recruits.
  16. Feels like a cut out of the old Super Fans skits. 2012 A&M vs a Hurricane -> A&M of course. What if it was a hurricane named JFF? *pause*
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