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  1. i could provide witness testimony on two of those. I texted my buddy the other day that i think i get about 2/3 of the stated mileage at highway speeds, and i was explaining the phantom breaking to one of my kids the other day. the latter seems to be a new phenomenon. i think it must be something in one of hte software updates.
  2. I was witness this the one. I was in high school english class and we were going over latin and greek roots. 'ped' is one that has a few different meanings. it can mean 'foot' -- pedal, pedicure. it can mean child - pediatrician. it can mean other stuff too. anyhow, teacher was droning about the various words. everyone is doodling on their notebooks and whatever, not paying attention. teacher wants to demonstrate combination of roots - ped (child) and agog (leader) -- to talk about him being a teacher (pedagogy/pedagogue). so he declares in the clearest of voices, trying to combine those roots: "i, for instance, am a pedophile." my head shoots up from my desk, no one else reacts. he looks right at me processing what he just said. "that is NOT what i meant!"
  3. what shay you fuzzy britchesh?
  4. Also shows off how great Mike Myers is. Too bad we lost him to all his Shrek money.
  5. Love that one too.
  6. Midwest v Everybody that has any idea how old Rome is.
  7. remember when you were in the beatles?
  8. I've been wondering how Rubio was going to handle all this. He's the most "traditional Republican" of the whole administration, and his post as SoS puts him in the face of the most non-traditional Republican stance the admin has taken -- buddying up to Russia. It'll be interesting to see if he can (1) steer policy a little less Russia friendly (2) ends up getting at odds with Trump and having to resign (3) just tries to talk out of both sides of his mouth and survive for four years.
  9. i've seen that matt foley skit 1000 times and die laughing every time.
  10. their other brother's name?
  11. first positive thing i've seen in weeks.
  12. i mean, by definition, right?
  13. Forrest Gump set a record for Most Romantic Movie Where Viewers Wish the Female Lead Jumped Off Balcony While She Was Strung Out.
  14. do not say the s word on this site.
  15. Lol at "Since the 40th, we lost the late great Norm MacDonald, who hosted Weekend Update, who was fired for making jokes about OJ Simpson. Who's obviously one of my heroes. So if you're up there, we just wanna say 'we love you OJ.'"
  16. Houthis: "instead of a bunch of quick tiny agile drones, what if we made one very very very slow floating obvious drone."
  17. The new True Grit is good. It's filmed in a modern way, so it is nice to not have to watch 1960 cinematography, and I like the Dude better than the Duke and Barry Pepper makes for a fine replacement of Duvall. Matt Damon is pretty funny.
  18. I believe in making a better world for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex. Jack Handy
  19. in bruges is definitely stretching the definition a bit, but it's a great flick. ralph fiennes makes every movie better, and its maybe my favorite role of his.
  20. legitimately bizarre thing to read
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