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Looks like it, flat and depressing and probably windy enough to effect the BB shot within 25 feet.

Tell that shit to Scut Farkus

MF was there when you left

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13267645/Horrifying-moment-American-tourist-dies-five-ton-bull-elephant-chases-safari-truck-half-mile-charges-straight-driver-suddenly-stops.html The driver must've missed the training day when they taught "Don't Stop If Chased By Really, Really, Large Wild Animal" According to the googs a bull elephant can only run 25 mph and can only do a full sprint for about 50 yards. I think the driver was trying to give them something to talk about back at the camp and not really trying to outrun it.

Bob hit that

John McClane’s handwriting “Now I have a machine gun” in blood on the bad guy’s t shirt is perfect. Perfectly sized, spaced, straight, and way too legible to have been written with what, his finger?

Furk already posted…

Andy Dufresne is beating on the giant sewer pipe in time with the thunder and when he breaks through a huge column of shit water shoots up 10 feet in the air, but when he sticks his head in the hole there’s only a few inches of sewage in the pipe that he crawls through until it dumps into that creek. How is an open pipe pressurized?

Inexplicably Chuck Norris is a huge deal with the middle schoolers in our town. My kid and her lil pals were watching Sidekicks and I told them the only reason this Chuck Norris gem exists was because Mattress Mack had a shit ton of money and decided to see what it was like to make a movie.

I wonder how pissed Gronk is that Travis Kelce not only basically stole his entire schtick but he was then kicked way to the fame back burner once TS came into the picture? And I’d like to believe there’s no way Sam Elliot needs money that badly.

I see commercials for hair plug procedures. If have male pattern baldness and you fill in the bald spots up front won’t your hair just keep receding behind the plugs and leave you with an even weirder looking melon? Is it a continual chase just to keep up? If any of you run into McConaughey can you ask him what the process is?

They had can in the old 300 days? Granny was just lazy and making shit up.

It’ll all be over in 19 days. Of course that doesn't include the subsequent rioting.

I live out of town and just saw the Congress plan on the news. Might be kinda cool, but it’s kind of a major fuck you to the majority of the businesses. And 4 blocks of downtown parking gets absorber where? And it cost 130 million bucks why again?