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I always trust the voice of experience
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I get those on some properties we have. I usually just tell them they are for sale and with as much sincerity as I can muster give them some amount 10 times the value. If they’re going to waste my time I’ll waste theirs as well.
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Lifetime ban on owning any firearm and then has to do a year as a pizza delivery driver in the worst neighborhood in Houston unarmed.
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
GoPokes83 replied to Tailleur17's topic in Lulz
Respect in the chainsaw skills! Now I miss living in the Lost Pines. -
Seems a lil racist. How about Al Bundy?
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Well, you’d have to be able to throw them higher than the defense could reach while jumping, or could throw their own lil person to knock them down mid flight. Either way that’s kinda high.
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Asshole moments you wish you could take back
GoPokes83 replied to Im_smarter_then_you's topic in Lulz
Not sure if it’s on topic, but I once lived in a triplex and we had a really hard time keeping raccoons out of our trash cans. We tried putting heavy rocks on top, bungee cords, nothing worked. One morning after I was sure I’d made them impenetrable I walked out back to trash all over the alleyway and yelled to my wife “ Holy shit, I can’t believe those coons were smart enough to get into the trash again!” and failed to notice our new black neighbor walking towards the cans with trash bags in her hand! I tried to explain, but I’m pretty positive she didn’t buy it.- 49 replies
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GoPokes83 started following The WNBA is BACK!!!!! , Asshole moments you wish you could take back , Immamac set a Guinness record and 3 others
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All female crew. Like saying I’m part of the crew when I’m flying Southwest.
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
GoPokes83 replied to Prepuce of Doom's topic in Movies and TV
No way Patsy would make it today, she’d need to hit the Ozempic and get a little work done. Dancing around like a stripper and dressing like a whore is now where it’s at. TBH though I’m pretty happy I’ve never seen Patsy Dancing in spandex though. -
New truck has some rattles in the door and dash areas, this is the second trip into the shop to fix it. The first time it was a loose speaker and some disconnected wires. Got a message from the service advisor telling me the service manager would like me to come in and go for a drive, as there are several rattles and they would like to know which one I’m concerned about. I told them no thank you please just fix them all! I understand a Chevy pickup isn’t a Mercedes, but I’d just as soon my new ride doesn’t rattle like it has 200k miles on it before the 4th payment is due. They already think I’m a problem customer because I don’t understand why I have to wait 2 1/2 weeks for a service appointment and when I drop it off they tell me they’re busy and it will probably be close to a week before they can get to it, and they’re all out of loaners. So I tell them I understand, but if they can just call me the day they’re actually going to work on it I’ll drop it off then, and they tell me that won’t work for some unexplained reason, but they can reschedule the appointment. Then they say their next available is 2 weeks out and they can’t guarantee it will be worked on the day I bring it in then either, as they’ll still be busy and it will still take 3-5 days before they can look at it then as well and probably still won’t have an available loaner. Rant not ended, just paused.
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H-E-B employees petition to ban non service animals in store
GoPokes83 replied to Derka's topic in Daily Texan
In Walgreens a couple days ago and a woman walks in with one of the largest dogs I’ve ever seen, big ol curly haired thing, no clue what breed but it was huge and muscular looking, very imposing animal. No support animal vest or anything just walking around like she owned the place. I thought what a douche the lady walking it in must be, there are some folks that are afraid of dogs, especially giant one. The fact that this lady just had to bring this behemoth into a store for attention at the possible detriment to some old lady just trying to get her pills made me even more old dude ragey than I already was. -
Robert Griffin III as a college football analyst is...FIRED BY ESPN
GoPokes83 replied to SimkinsMan's topic in Football
She’s like a school lunch lady, always there, does her job but always kinda in the background with no real style or personality. She dulls the shine on every game she calls. IMO, of course. -
Let’s say I own a nudist destination and would like to expand my business. How do I lure more out of shape middle age people that should never be seen nude in public to come sit on towels around my Motel 6 level pool? Is it all done via print ads in naturist magazines like it’s still the 1950’s, or do they make video commercials? And if they do where do these commercials air? I’ve never stumbled across one while cruising the internet. FWIW it’s understood the world is a better place with me being clothed in public, it was just a thought that came to me after seeing a YouTube video of a nudist couple looking to buy a house on HGTV.
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