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GoPokes83

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  1. Lifetime ban on owning any firearm and then has to do a year as a pizza delivery driver in the worst neighborhood in Houston unarmed.
  2. Respect in the chainsaw skills! Now I miss living in the Lost Pines.
  3. Seems a lil racist. How about Al Bundy?
  4. Well, you’d have to be able to throw them higher than the defense could reach while jumping, or could throw their own lil person to knock them down mid flight. Either way that’s kinda high.
  5. Not sure if it’s on topic, but I once lived in a triplex and we had a really hard time keeping raccoons out of our trash cans. We tried putting heavy rocks on top, bungee cords, nothing worked. One morning after I was sure I’d made them impenetrable I walked out back to trash all over the alleyway and yelled to my wife “ Holy shit, I can’t believe those coons were smart enough to get into the trash again!” and failed to notice our new black neighbor walking towards the cans with trash bags in her hand! I tried to explain, but I’m pretty positive she didn’t buy it.
  6. All female crew. Like saying I’m part of the crew when I’m flying Southwest.
  7. No way Patsy would make it today, she’d need to hit the Ozempic and get a little work done. Dancing around like a stripper and dressing like a whore is now where it’s at. TBH though I’m pretty happy I’ve never seen Patsy Dancing in spandex though.
  8. New truck has some rattles in the door and dash areas, this is the second trip into the shop to fix it. The first time it was a loose speaker and some disconnected wires. Got a message from the service advisor telling me the service manager would like me to come in and go for a drive, as there are several rattles and they would like to know which one I’m concerned about. I told them no thank you please just fix them all! I understand a Chevy pickup isn’t a Mercedes, but I’d just as soon my new ride doesn’t rattle like it has 200k miles on it before the 4th payment is due. They already think I’m a problem customer because I don’t understand why I have to wait 2 1/2 weeks for a service appointment and when I drop it off they tell me they’re busy and it will probably be close to a week before they can get to it, and they’re all out of loaners. So I tell them I understand, but if they can just call me the day they’re actually going to work on it I’ll drop it off then, and they tell me that won’t work for some unexplained reason, but they can reschedule the appointment. Then they say their next available is 2 weeks out and they can’t guarantee it will be worked on the day I bring it in then either, as they’ll still be busy and it will still take 3-5 days before they can look at it then as well and probably still won’t have an available loaner. Rant not ended, just paused.
  9. In Walgreens a couple days ago and a woman walks in with one of the largest dogs I’ve ever seen, big ol curly haired thing, no clue what breed but it was huge and muscular looking, very imposing animal. No support animal vest or anything just walking around like she owned the place. I thought what a douche the lady walking it in must be, there are some folks that are afraid of dogs, especially giant one. The fact that this lady just had to bring this behemoth into a store for attention at the possible detriment to some old lady just trying to get her pills made me even more old dude ragey than I already was.
  10. She’s like a school lunch lady, always there, does her job but always kinda in the background with no real style or personality. She dulls the shine on every game she calls. IMO, of course.
  11. Let’s say I own a nudist destination and would like to expand my business. How do I lure more out of shape middle age people that should never be seen nude in public to come sit on towels around my Motel 6 level pool? Is it all done via print ads in naturist magazines like it’s still the 1950’s, or do they make video commercials? And if they do where do these commercials air? I’ve never stumbled across one while cruising the internet. FWIW it’s understood the world is a better place with me being clothed in public, it was just a thought that came to me after seeing a YouTube video of a nudist couple looking to buy a house on HGTV.
  12. Wonder if this would help me with heights? Used to be I was very comfortable with working/being up high, in ‘91 I was working as a firefighter in OKC and basically fell through a 3 story building that was on fire, did 12 weeks in the hospital and and 6 months of recovery and went right back to it no problem at all. (/csb) In just the last 3 or 4 years I can’t even get past the 4th rung of a ladder without a crippling fear of falling and it’s getting continually worse. Putting up Christmas lights or anything similar on a single story will have me making like a leaf. I’m sure it’s probably some type of late manifestation PTSD from that incident but who knows?
  13. It’s that one on Saint Petersburg with the line around the block
  14. Do nudist camps have commercials, and where would they air?
  15. I prefer the landing strip, or nothing at all.
  16. This comment made me feel even less educated. Nice work.
  17. Just hope I don’t hear the shot
  18. I don’t remember plastic t-shirt bags being widely used in the mid 70’s, and pretty sure the term “Human trafficking” wasn’t a thing. Stuff like that throws me off in shows set in another time. Peeve I guess
  19. So that guy in the bathroom stall at Home Depot was actually using a laser to clean a watch face?
  20. So, Forrest Gump 2 will be Forrest and his kid slowly dying from the AIDS she passed on to the two of them? Gotta say that doesn’t sound nearly as good as the first one.
  21. She was hit by a wild pitch?
  22. No way I’m laying there even semi conscious and giving that guy the opportunity to back over my legs.
  23. Local Wal Mart is full of different type shirts that say “Texas, established 1845”. This may be technically correct but I’d think most Texans would agree on 1836.
  24. Early 80’s I took a computer class in college. There was one computer for the 40 of us to use but we didn’t get to actually use it until the last month of the class. I believe I logged about 20 minutes total, Go Pokes!
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