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GoPokes83

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  1. What caliber we talking? Because anything over a .22 short and one eye is in for a flashback to 1957.
  2. It was 24 hours, she probably nodded off a couple of times.
  3. Hey dad, why is that dog named Rocke… Oh
  4. Gonna go out on a limb and say the fact you had to buy 13-17 quarts of oil to do the change should have warned you that 8 quart bucket wasn’t going to work.
  5. Naw man he’s NTA. If it’s busy it’s busy, is another dad in there with his kid an asshole too just because your kid needs to go? But as stated before if you’re utilizing it don’t stay in there forever.
  6. They keep them in abandoned wells.
  7. Made me look shit up… negged
  8. For marrying me maybe, but in general, no
  9. My wife keeps telling me this is an open parking spot when we pick up the kid from school and I say no, it’s a ramp and if she parks there it’s blocking it. Ruling?
  10. Your classmates were correct
  11. It’s not only Florida, it’s South Florida! Those things are kryptonite for overly tan Yankee codgers hanging poolside at Boca Del Vista.
  12. In a few minutes, yes
  13. Bandleader and jazz trumpeter. Jack Webb was big into Jazz and they became friends. He was a staple on Webb’s Dragnet and Adam 12 back in the day.
  14. This movie has been on my DVR for almost 3 years. I’ve tried 3 times and just can’t make it past the first 10 minutes. No clue why, it’s my era and baseball was everything to me as a HS dude but maybe I’m expecting too much. Can’t bring myself to delete it thinking I’ll give it another shot, now I will.
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    Landman

    I was going to mention that I respect any 45 year old that can not only bang but marry a 24 pre-Skeletor Angelina Jolie! And as long as he’s playing this type character (Which is pretty much every role) or Karl Childers he’s an awesome actor. But vanity band double hat Billy is pretty much a douche.
  16. Shit, it really is because im fucking stupid. Found the Tapa thread, pretend I’m not reguarded.
  17. Borderline blackface, and it makes college players look like they’re still in HS
  18. I can no longer access posted X links on the Surl, is there something I’m not doing correctly?
  19. GoPokes83

    Landman

    I’m just a few episodes in and really like it! Billy Bob is great in this role, but the whole time this 2 hat, skinny jeans, trying to act 25 doofus is always lurking
  20. USO stuff aside, how was Bob Hope ever a big deal after about 1960?
  21. When I say that I don’t believe I’m better than someone else, many times that’s as flagrant as a lie can be.
  22. But, Beyoncé pretending to be country…
  23. There’s a total piece of shit and her simp boyfriend squatting in a rental that’s for sale around the corner. I don’t really know the absentee owner but I message him with updates on what they’re doing to the place while the eviction appeal plays out. I saw her butchering his palm trees the other day and tried to tell her she’d kill them if she kept it up. She yelled at me at the top of her lungs to get off “her” property and she didn’t need me mansplaining shit to her. ( BTW we were in the middle of the street) I told her to fuck off, she’s a god damn worthless thief and move tf out of this poor bastards house. I may have also mentioned fat, worthless, lazy and to put down the fucking vape and maybe she’d get her kids back… anyway, how do these idiots yelling about mansplaining ever make it through school? Do they just disregard or are offended by anything a male teacher tells them? BTW she’s since cut the top completely off one palm tree and the bungeed the branches back on to the stump for some reason and is tearing the front porch off the house so she can hammer the plywood for the hurricane shutters on for privacy.
  24. Is that Willie’s kitchen? Expected more
  25. Looks like it, flat and depressing and probably windy enough to effect the BB shot within 25 feet.
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