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    Furk already posted…
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    Andy Dufresne is beating on the giant sewer pipe in time with the thunder and when he breaks through a huge column of shit water shoots up 10 feet in the air, but when he sticks his head in the hole there’s only a few inches of sewage in the pipe that he crawls through until it dumps into that creek. How is an open pipe pressurized?
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    Inexplicably Chuck Norris is a huge deal with the middle schoolers in our town. My kid and her lil pals were watching Sidekicks and I told them the only reason this Chuck Norris gem exists was because Mattress Mack had a shit ton of money and decided to see what it was like to make a movie.
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    I wonder how pissed Gronk is that Travis Kelce not only basically stole his entire schtick but he was then kicked way to the fame back burner once TS came into the picture? And I’d like to believe there’s no way Sam Elliot needs money that badly.
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    I see commercials for hair plug procedures. If have male pattern baldness and you fill in the bald spots up front won’t your hair just keep receding behind the plugs and leave you with an even weirder looking melon? Is it a continual chase just to keep up? If any of you run into McConaughey can you ask him what the process is?
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    They had can in the old 300 days? Granny was just lazy and making shit up.
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    It’ll all be over in 19 days. Of course that doesn't include the subsequent rioting.
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    I live out of town and just saw the Congress plan on the news. Might be kinda cool, but it’s kind of a major fuck you to the majority of the businesses. And 4 blocks of downtown parking gets absorber where? And it cost 130 million bucks why again?
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    Just started it back up. WTF with that Pretty Woman trying on clothes montage, and any time she’s on screen all I can see is that Dana Delaney’s had so much work done to her face that there’s absolutely no movement from her top lip to the scalp line.
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    Hadn’t listened in forever but started one or two days a week a few weeks ago. Was JD’s divorce ever brought up?
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    Very small town radio is very real. Last time I was through I believe either Columbus or La Grange had it
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    This gem popped up as an ad in one of my feeds. “Sorry I fucked all your friends, but I’m not a whore, I have a medical condition”
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    How were they getting exterior shots of the robot crab?
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    I’d really like a set of these, and I don’t even have a truck!
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    I’m not buying this for a second. First, BBQ restaurants are all over the UK, and B, those ribs don’t even look all that great! Were they cooked in an oven??
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    I have a lil bit of an issue. I enjoyed the movie, very solid entry and storyline. But… While I understand that the ships are built on what 1978 thought 2120-something technology would be, but with even the current touch screen and 4k tech on cell phones I found the VHS with tracking issues styles of the monitors and Apollo style lights and punch buttons distracting along with the constantly glitching lights everywhere. I can’t imagine what will be standard in another 100 years, but I can surely say it won’t be that. As I say it’s certainly probably just me. Still loved the movie though.
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    How long can you taze someone until the batteries go dead?
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    Fucking ground patrol to Major Tom
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    No dick sucking but brava for this thread. I’m not as up to date on the subject but this is a daily read.
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    No comment on Elon but I drove a Cybertruck Beast a few days ago. Not sure I’d want one but holy fuck it was quick.
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    I had a semi witty remark, but fuck you this is a near perfectly crafted comment. Bra-fucking-vo
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    Rallie’s mom’s flapjack tiddies with nipples that could dial a telephone (That was a thing back then) will forever have a safety deposit box in my spank bank.
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    Did she have her eyes replaced?
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    The pew pew silencer kills it for me, but God bless Michael Keaton! Hollywood basically wrote him off decades ago around the time they did the same to Steve Gutenberg, yet he keeps absolutely killing these roles.

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