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GoPokes83

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  1. Damn one percenters are ruining the curve. You live in the land of milk and honey, I’m stuck here in the ditch of beans and tortillas.
  2. That mouth looks like she’s got a cheese grater in it.
  3. So is this the first time burrito eating has ever been timed? Seems pretty slow for a world record after seeing those competitive eaters knocking back hotdogs or sooner fans eating pretty much anything at the Tx State Fair.
  4. After looking at random Facebook posts of women (adults) in Halloween costumes at different functions I’m more convinced than ever that the FUPA has ruined society as we knew it.
  5. Careful. Had my brand new one in my front pocket before the case for it showed up in the mail and cracked the screen picking up a freaking 30 pound bag of cat food and putting it in a grocery cart!
  6. Didn’t deed, or change the sheets?
  7. Well shit, die happy! Not saying mainline anything but eat that bacon and have a couple extra beers, you’re going to kick it at some point no matter what you do.
  8. Well shit, die happy! Not saying mainline anything but eat that bacon and have a couple extra beers, you’re going toanyway at some point.
  9. Probably already mentioned, but the Kia Sportage commercial where an Eagle that just happens to fly only along roads and easily drivable trails steals a cell phone and the woman somehow avoids getting her face taloned off while grabbing it out of the nest, even though that’s really how I wanted it to end. (Run on sentences are what all the cool kids are into these days!)
  10. Came here to post this. Jason Alexander is way better than this, “Hey, remember me? I’m that guy from that thing!” commercial.
  11. Well shit it was armed, obviously self defense.
  12. GoPokes83

    Getting old sucks

    Ortho Urgent Care? I gotta move closer to civilization.
  13. Looks like a potato peeler to me. Odd
  14. KPRC has decided to go with Great Value Eugene Levy and Meghan Markle on their new 10 AM newscast. Sofia Ojeda is pretty hot though.
  15. Godfather Part 2
  16. Edit: it’s this Friday
  17. Another guy I would have lost a bet on that he was still alive. RIP
  18. My wife says she really wants to see this thing when it opens next week. I may hold out for some old school special attention before I agree! I told her that Priscilla’s an Executive Producer on it so there’s no way she’ll get any kind of real story about what a complete pedo ol’ E was by dating a 9th grader but she’s fairly adamant. I even pulled out the she was only 3 years older than our daughter is now card to try and get out of it but it looks like this is where we’ll be. Any way this thing will be worth watching?
  19. I graduated HS at the absolute apex of Disco, wasn’t a big fan but I listened to it because it was what they played on our one local radio station. There was a ton of really bad pop music in the 70’s, but listening back KC and the guys weren’t that bad, they were fun and had upbeat stuff. They weren’t the Beatles, but they definitely were better than The Captain and Tennille
  20. Gordon’s fantastic, wonder where he’ll be playing next season?
  21. Unless you have one made to look like someone’s deceased kid specifically to freak them out it’s just a doll. I’m sure parents with children who’ve passed occasionally see infants or dolls and think of their child. These are freakishly realistic though.
  22. It occurred during her erotic journey from Milan to Minsk
  23. Did it a couple of months ago.
  24. Sucks that you have rats? Maybe get a cat or something.
  25. At least 6 cows had to die in order to make that outfit.
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