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GoPokes83

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  1. Someone is exceedingly proud to be banging this.
  2. I just use the phone, I don’t pretend to understand how it works.
  3. One of however many of you guys that understands this more than I do dumb it down for me. Israel is going to call a humanitarian time out for 4 hours a day, with a 3 hour notice of when these 4 hours will start basically giving Hamas somewhere between 16 and 29% of the day to prepare or regroup. Is this basically the start of Israel signaling that there’s no real way to win this war? When you’re fighting against a non uniformed enemy that’s easily blended with the civilian population it’s hard enough without allowing them unhindered movement.
  4. Does the arsonist even have your number?
  5. When does a corpse stop being one, after it’s been cremated? Seems like this may be a crime of some sort.
  6. I get a ton of steak cooking reels on my social media feeds for some reason. Most look pretty good but when did kitchen knives the size of a machete and meat cleavers big enough to cut a hippo in half become necessary to slice a 20oz piece of meat?
  7. I have a friend that was all Trump all the time. She went to DC for the election protests or whatever you’d call them. She walked to the Capitol and was fukn giddy posting pictures and videos of her and her friend standing on the lawn with the riot going on in the background. A few days later when the writing was on the wall that this wasn’t the cool take back the stolen election event she thought it was it was suddenly radio silence from this chick. Deleted her FB and Twitter, etc and has been basically keeping the lowest profile imaginable. I ran into a guy from her tiny hometown and during the conversation he told me he grew up with a guy he thought may have been her first husband. I hadn’t talked to her in about 6 months and messaged her to ask if that was her first husband’s (She’s been married 6 times) name and she asked how in the world I could know that. I told her I was contracting to the J6 commission doing background checks on potential indictees. Immediately blocked.
  8. Total dumbass and prone to violence as a young man. Who knows how many fights I’ve been in, but it’s a ton. After I got out of the service the second time and realized just how easy it is to get permanently fucked up from a random street fight I calmed my ass down and I’m downright Ghandi-esque today. Just a couple of obvious scars so I guess I did ok, but if you’ve never had your ass kicked then you’ve never been in many real fights.
  9. Satan has a job to do too.
  10. Just imagine if he knew how to throw a punch
  11. Never underestimate our ability to pull off the Poke Choke. I think we win out, but knowing us we’ll blow out UCF get a huge jump in the polls and then trip over our enormous dicks at Houston.
  12. Fuck ‘em…Fuck them!!! Everyone handles their business for the next 3 weeks and we’ll get to play one more time.
  13. Shit happens in every game, to every team
  14. Damn one percenters are ruining the curve. You live in the land of milk and honey, I’m stuck here in the ditch of beans and tortillas.
  15. That mouth looks like she’s got a cheese grater in it.
  16. So is this the first time burrito eating has ever been timed? Seems pretty slow for a world record after seeing those competitive eaters knocking back hotdogs or sooner fans eating pretty much anything at the Tx State Fair.
  17. After looking at random Facebook posts of women (adults) in Halloween costumes at different functions I’m more convinced than ever that the FUPA has ruined society as we knew it.
  18. Careful. Had my brand new one in my front pocket before the case for it showed up in the mail and cracked the screen picking up a freaking 30 pound bag of cat food and putting it in a grocery cart!
  19. Didn’t deed, or change the sheets?
  20. Well shit, die happy! Not saying mainline anything but eat that bacon and have a couple extra beers, you’re going to kick it at some point no matter what you do.
  21. Well shit, die happy! Not saying mainline anything but eat that bacon and have a couple extra beers, you’re going toanyway at some point.
  22. Probably already mentioned, but the Kia Sportage commercial where an Eagle that just happens to fly only along roads and easily drivable trails steals a cell phone and the woman somehow avoids getting her face taloned off while grabbing it out of the nest, even though that’s really how I wanted it to end. (Run on sentences are what all the cool kids are into these days!)
  23. Came here to post this. Jason Alexander is way better than this, “Hey, remember me? I’m that guy from that thing!” commercial.
  24. Well shit it was armed, obviously self defense.
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