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    I thank God every day that overweight, fugly, not that bright guys with questionable hygiene are her kryptonite. But back on track, I’m going to have to start cutting hula hoops in half to make hangars for her shirts!
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    Win the lottery? IDK
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    LOL She actually did lose it on a fishing trip like 8 years ago and refuses to get a replacement because apparently it wouldn’t be the same. Probably do a renewal thing next year for our 30th and do an upgrade.
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    Other end of the spectrum. My wife’s neck had stayed the same but I noticed the last couple of years her shirt neck holes keep getting larger and larger to the point it’s nearly impossible to keep them on a hangar! She’s turning 59 next month so I’m chalking it up to middle age lady styles. * Screw it… Rules!! I ain’t scared!!!
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    Holy shit! Someone needs to check on this dude 3-4 times a day for the rest of the season.
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    Suddenly more of a Sonny fan than Cassius Clay now.
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    Not sure how Surly, but this is some BS! https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/12/business/mcdonalds-self-serve-soda-machines/index.html
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    Olive Garden’s kind of fancy, isn’t it?
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    The 205 million dollar sequel dozens were hoping for! The 205 million dollar sequel dozens were hoping for!
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    Even consensual phone sex with a woman who makes her money public speaking about sexual harassment is an incredibly dumb move. In what universe is she not going to go to her go to when things eventually so south? Even consensual phone sex with a woman who makes her money public speaking about sexual harassment is an incredibly dumb move. In what universe is she not going to go to her go to when things eventually so south?
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    Needs more Bro. Needs more Bro.
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    Charlie Robison hits way harder than Jimmy Buffett.
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    Pffft…
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    Thank God nuclear bombs weren’t constructed from wood.
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    Chiropractor? Lotta $$ in insurance fraud apparently.
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    Why’s the Oh Baby in English?
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    Someone should have cut that tree down long before it completely blocked that door.
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    Aside from the man hands issue, who was the least attractive woman Jerry dated?
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    https://x.com/boardgeniuses/status/1690082811930136577?s=46&t=p9_SFkdGqCRENFIEMD-arg
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    Pistol Pete

    GoPokes83 posted a topic in Football

    I’ve asked this before on fb but just got yelled at by some knee jerk reactionaries that assume asking a question is somehow criticizing…. What’s up with the Ariat on Pete’s costume? Is it some type of NIL or fundraising for charity deal? I can’t think of another mascot with sponsorship or advertising on it other than ones with replica team jerseys that may have a small makers logo on it.
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    Sucks to hear about Jimmy Buffett, but we can all find some solace in the hopes that this puts an end to any future gatherings of Parrotheads.
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    I was pulled over for having one of two license plate lights out. Plate was still lit up by the other.
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    100% chance this woman is terrible in bed.
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    Dilemma. I just finished making 4 pounds of taco meat when I saw the Fed Ex guy pull up outside. Went out to take the package from him and when I walked back into the kitchen my wife’s cat had its face buried in the pot eating away. My wife and daughter are at a meeting and will be home in a few minutes and they’d freak completely out and refuse to touch a bite of the meat if they knew what happened. I already know what I’m going to do, the dilemma is on a scale of 1 to 10, ten being the worst, just how bad should I feel?

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