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  1. GoPokes83
    No Faces of Death fan so just reading not watching, but I hope this happens every time to those animal torturing a-holes!
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    Good luck! My 11 year old hasn’t yet, but any minute now I’m sure. I know it’ll be a nut kicker to me emotionally when it happens. I have some period panties stuck away in every vehicle just in case!
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    2/1 no garage?
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    Overplayed almost to death but Margaritaville is just a great song when you step back and revisit it, until someone plays it in public and asshats start yelling out about the salt. Love a lot of his studio work, but can’t stand to hear him live. Talks way too much and Parrotheads turning every song into some call and response absolutely sucks. I’m hot or cold on Tyler Childers but Brokeback Miner’s Daughter there was a great video. Outstanding work by whoever made it! If more people knew who he was TC could catch some shit over it.
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    What would it cost to disable the light?
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    When did showing off become showing out? I thought maybe it was a Texas thing, but the white girl anchor on Inside Edition used it today. Is this a wretched/ratchet type thing?
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    Not dead, just faking it. You ever try and pull a wagon in this heat?
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    If you don’t understand familial responsibility I can’t teach it to you. The fact that you’re upset I mentioned it says there’s some shame in there somewhere. You go deal with that issue until you reach manhood while you and cousin Geek Squad swap chose chokes and laugh about what an easy mark grandma was.
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    A campfire and the steel 55 gallon drum you hauled the body in.
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    It’s not the helmet, it’s the guy’s box turtle sized melon that’s in it. Why the dude’s wearing a helmet to a press conference I don’t know.
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    Your correct opinion is not unpopular. A wet tortilla is not great.
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    I’ve lived in Texas the past 34 years, but ok. Shoot they might be related, seems like most of the Hispanics here are cousins of some sort, and that’s 90% of the population in this place.
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    My kid has a girl from her class last year that’s knocked up. She’s 11! Shit makes you pray you’ve done a half assed job teaching your kid some morals!! I tell her and her little pals all the time you can ruin your life in 30 seconds with a single bad decision. Supposedly the dad’s a HS kid that’s saying she lied about her age. Dude it’s a city of 15k and you’re probably related to half of it and know the other half. I remember this girl from class, she definitely looks 11. Wonder if anything will happen to him? Probably depends on his age.
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    So you’re saying your family sucks at being a family? Gotcha. Or maybe it’s just you they wouldn’t do shit for? It’s not a lecture douche drip, it’s just the way I was raised and so were a lot of people. Taking care of the older family members is expected. It honestly would never occur to me to charge an elderly family member for a service I’m able to provide. My BIL? Sure, but I’d probably give him a deal and I don’t even like that asshole. My grandparents or a widowed aunt in her 70’s? Not so much… And I can’t imagine that you have teeth, and definitely not a fireplace that’s not a 55 gallon drum out back of whatever bedbug infested storage unit you live in for that matter, so I can easily see where your siblings wouldn’t come into play. But by all means continue to say “Fuck you, you figure it out” to the old people in your family. Probably goes a long way in explaining why you’re such a miserable little fuck.
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    I think Lay’s Reaper and Ghost pepper flavored chips are going to f some people up. The minuscule amount that must be in those chips to make them palatable to the general public is going to lull some idjits into thinking they can just toss a pepper in their mouth and chew on it.
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    If she won’t wear them she won’t wear them corded or not. And earbuds send her into an autistic frenzy. FWIW I usually tell her some cleaned up version of “Tough shit, turn yours off and look out the window or learn to read lips, but I don’t want to hear it up here.”
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    Marsha’s still hot though
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    Don’t get that woman’s head massage technique. Pretty sure Mike B would call that dude a Beta! Used to go to a single chair barbershop in old downtown Pflugerville and the old dude strapped a vibrating thing that looked like an old sander on his hand and gave you a neck and scalp massage during your haircut, the hot towel and witch hazel treatment too. It was actually really awesome and very old school. Don’t know what that chick’s up to though with just the finger touching or whatever. Looks like she’s trying to read his head like a crystal ball
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    Other than during the Olympics I wonder who has more US fans, professional Bowling or Downhill Skiing? Legit curiosity, no sarcasm.
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    Got dang rabbit hole says the term “Let’s Go” stems from a 1962 surf music hit by a group called The Routers,(#19 on the charts). The clap and let’s go was picked up by cheerleaders of the time and has been a staple ever since.
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    Full price? Then hire someone else in case shit breaks down the road.
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    Nope, but then again my relatives don’t need to take money from an elderly woman in need of a skill they possess and use every day. When I owned my construction company I had my guys design and add a large bathroom addition to one of the family matriarch’s houses when they went into a need for a full handicap bath . It didn’t occur to me for a second to make a profit from her situation, I was glad to have the ability to help. I gladly ate 100% of the labor, and when she insisted she pay for the materials I charged her maybe 20% of what they were because the old woman had no idea what shit cost. Your asshole help desk cousin didn’t NEED to charge his aunt, he chose to. Whether she had the ability or willingness to pay is completely irrelevant. Is taking advantage of elderly family members a thing wherever the fuck you’re from?
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    Is the goal to hit every pole?
  24. GoPokes83
    “Didn’t we just spend like 300 bucks on wireless headphones?” Little GoPokes, “I don’t like to wear them in the car, it messes up my hair. ”
  25. GoPokes83
    We have an infestation of really tiny black flies in the house, no clue where they came from. I told her to just grab a can of Raid Flying Insect Killer and it should take care of them quick. She comes home with a can of some all natural, no harmful chemicals stuff. She proceeds to blast this all over the entire house and it’s like someone let loose with a can of cooking spray in every room! Oily residue everywhere and I don’t think it even unconvinced the flies.

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