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GoPokes83

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  1. Sucks to hear about Jimmy Buffett, but we can all find some solace in the hopes that this puts an end to any future gatherings of Parrotheads.
  2. I was pulled over for having one of two license plate lights out. Plate was still lit up by the other.
  3. 100% chance this woman is terrible in bed.
  4. Dilemma. I just finished making 4 pounds of taco meat when I saw the Fed Ex guy pull up outside. Went out to take the package from him and when I walked back into the kitchen my wife’s cat had its face buried in the pot eating away. My wife and daughter are at a meeting and will be home in a few minutes and they’d freak completely out and refuse to touch a bite of the meat if they knew what happened. I already know what I’m going to do, the dilemma is on a scale of 1 to 10, ten being the worst, just how bad should I feel?
  5. I wonder what the traffic citations were? Seems stupid but not that dangerous if he’s done it right.
  6. Where TF do you work?
  7. When it’s hotter than a monkey’s nuts in Africa and your mom busts out the warm bologna and cheese sandwiches and potato salad that’s been in the back of that station wagon sitting in the sun for 3 hours. Been there.
  8. Someone should tell him that low fat beef is a known contributor to low T.
  9. Checking the darkness of window tint has been an excuse for cops to pull someone over for years now.
  10. Not big on mainstream Country music, but I hear it occasionally. Why and how does every male singer have the exact same accent when singing when they come from all different areas of the country? And it’s an accent they seem to lose when speaking normally in an interview.
  11. What’ll happen to the SJ location?
  12. Wild roundhouse’s meets some guy’s who’ve seen the inside of an MMA gym in there.
  13. GoPokes83

    Getting old sucks

    Yeah, you may just wanna pack it in.
  14. My parents used to buy this stuff called Cragmont way back in the day. It must have been a few cents a can because they’d buy cases of it when we’d go camping back in the 60’s early 70’s. Seems like they had 30 flavors. Grape and Black Cherry were my go to’s.
  15. I remember back when Jennifer Lopez was ridiculed for having a giant ass. Now this is considered normal.
  16. My go to! Make up 3 pounds of taco meat and I’m set for almost a week!!
  17. One of my dad’s favorite shows when I was really young was Combat. I saw it was on the H&I channel, whatever that is…. Hit the record series and I’ve been pleasantly surprised. Combat had some really decent production values and stories for an early to mid 60’s tv show. I don’t really remember it being on, just my dad liking it and watching it with him. Weird but even though he was famous for it Vic Morrow is my least favorite character. They also have Rat Patrol and 12 O’Clock High. Both solid nostalgia watches if you’re of a certain age.
  18. Had you heard of this before you were on the plane? Because I hadn’t until I saw this trailer.
  19. Didn’t know until I read an online obit that he was Native American. Huh…
  20. Looks really good, but it’s Netflix so my expectations are low.
  21. Whoever put that in their house was definitely tripping.
  22. Understood, but if you’re rolling the dice in a job that’s completely dependent on folk’s generosity then you have to accept that sometimes you’re going to roll snake eyes. Chasing someone that didn’t tip out to the parking lot and demanding to know why isn’t productive. Chalk it up and move on knowing that well over 90% of people are going to pay up.
  23. I’m surprised that 114 years or whatever we’ve been flying that a 2-4 seat small plane crash is still almost state wide news when there are 68,000 car accidents a year in Houston alone.
  24. Kinda simple, but maybe it’ll help with an overview. The Football 101 series on YouTube is decent and will kinda help you understand what’s happening and why. Good luck!!
  25. Is there a funnier segment of an American movie than Ben Stiller and the zipper incident in There’s Something About Mary?
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