Everything posted by GoPokes83
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Probably not yours.
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Dumb Question Amnesty Thread
I basically eat like I live in Mexico, but the tostada confuses me. How are you supposed to eat it? Pick it up like a big flat messy taco that’s going to break on the first bite? Chop it up and try and balance the tortilla pieces and toppings on your fork? I usually just eat the toppings and then pick up the soggy tortilla and eat it. And secrets I’m missing out on?
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Why is lightning a mature subject?
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News stories that remind you of Surly
https://themessenger.com/news/spider-capable-of-causing-permanent-erections-shuts-down-entire-supermarket Erection causing spider shuts down supermarket
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Post a pic/gif/tweet that makes you say "very cool"
Some scientist has already programmed that slime robot for sex purposes.
- Getting old sucks
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Read this and had to check that my phone camera wasn’t on.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Just how much gas would it take to do that? How long would you have to leave it uncapped and pouring out of a 1/2 inch gas line. Couldn’t they smell it?
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The movie you just watched
City of God for the lord knows how many time. Easily has to be one of my top 8 movies of all time.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Austin area guys bought our local marina and immediately bought two giant wrapped “I’ve got a baby dick” boats very similar to this one. The average depth of our bay is probably 4-7 feet. Of course they have the matching wrapped lifted trucks, and park them in the handicapped parking to keep them from being scratched.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Enjoy smoking that turd in Hell!
- Getting old sucks
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
I’ve seen this quite a few times. It’s a popular thing to do, apparently there’s a good size pool right there with minimal current going through it. I mean, I’m not doing it.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Fuck me, just great. The amount of bullshit in that self description is simultaneously impressive and nauseating.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Reason 824 on the list of why I’m not a cop. After the first fuck you I’m not leaving I’m tazing her and watching that fantastic rack jiggle when she hits the floor. No ACAB, but I’m thinking if this were a man with any type of perma-tan they’re not standing back 15 feet and begging him to leave for 10 minutes while he’s talking about the plane exploding on takeoff.
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Abilene prison guard not allowed breaks, gives birth to stillborn; State of Texas says "No, your fetus had no rights"
There are zero State of Texas jobs where you go to your boss and say “I’m having a medical emergency and I need to go to the hospital” and they won’t let you go, and unless you’re already on some type of disciplinary probation there’s also no way you’d be fired and it’s doubtful you would even be then. It’s not much of a Union, but it’s still a Union job. Unfortunately with her symptoms the miscarriage was probably going to happen either way, and I’m sure that will play into the state’s defense and how much she ultimately gets as a settlement.
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Abilene prison guard not allowed breaks, gives birth to stillborn; State of Texas says "No, your fetus had no rights"
Live baby + lawsuit > dead baby+ lawsuit
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Abilene prison guard not allowed breaks, gives birth to stillborn; State of Texas says "No, your fetus had no rights"
Why didn’t she just clock out and leave? Not excusing the lady’s bosses at all, but if I’m having a stroke or heart attack I’m not going to finish my shift just because some Lumbergh tells me it’d be great if I stuck around.
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We might be on the brink of losing Thirsty Planet- locked out of their new building
Shit happens when you don’t pay your rent.
- The Things Olds Do
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Large acreage neighborhood no big deal, quarter acre house against house and it’s some bullshit!
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One signal that screams you won’t like this person
Flat brim cowboy hat guy and I probably won’t be amigos.
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One signal that screams you won’t like this person
For what I paid for my truck I’m keeping it clean, and I use it for truck stuff all the time!
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Hood fights and other hood shenanigans
That haircut really improves her looks.
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News stories that remind you of Surly
Public drunk? Shooting a firearm in city limits? Falsifying a police report?