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    Sundance D-Day marathon. I can’t think of better television than this…ever. Can’t stop watching every time it’s on and catch something new every time.
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    Ralphie’s mom’s flapjack tiddies for the save!
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    All about Taylor Swift ass kissing this week. I’m anticipating a “big announcement” soon.
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    Getting old sucks

    GoPokes83 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    Holy smokes! Counting my dang blessings!! Hopefully something extremely temporary.
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    Huh? While I’m a fan of the school I attended I’m pretty chill about sports I don’t participate in, and I’m firmly in the “don’t start none won’t be none” camp when it comes to being in someone else’s house. Your pearl clutching on a reply to a little good natured smack talking though…
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    Starting now! Lance and McLovin level celebrities. Hosted by William Shatner because starring in a low budget sci-fi show almost 60 years ago makes you America’s go to when it comes to outer space.
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    IDK… 7 of the last 10. Maybe we like winners.
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    Live long enough and you’ll wind up starting over at least once! Dumb thing to say I know and of course almost no situation is interchangeable, but trying to say you’re not alone in this. Been there and as many have said it gets better. Rely on your friends, they’re more willing to help without judgement than you realize.
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    Changing the direction of the fan is going to disrupt and blow all the dust you (she) missed while cleaning off into the room. Ask me how I know.
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    Who the fuck you calling in Albuquerque?
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    Two movies this weekend. Last night I introduced my day away from 11 year old kid to Better Off Dead. I don’t know if it’s kids today or just being an 11 year old girl, but she wouldn’t shut the hell up during the entire movie!! She really seemed to enjoy it though, and has been 2 dollaring me all day! Second movie was Papillon from 2017 starring Charlie Hunnam. I had no idea this movie existed, and turned to it just to see what a shitty remake of a classic looks like fully expecting to watch a couple of minutes and change the channel. Fantastic movie and superior to the movie star driven McQueen/Hoffman version in many ways. I’m sure I’m way behind the curve on this one, but if you haven’t seen it, check it out!
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    Sometime between 2014-15 I bought a new iPhone and it came with a free “gift” of the latest U2 album. Apparently whenever I’ve upgraded my phone they transfer that album along with everything else. Every time I hook my phone up to CarPlay this album starts playing and I remind myself to try and figure out how to delete it as soon as I get home, which of course I immediately forget to do until it happens again! FWIW I don’t think U2’s put out anything worth listening to since the mid 80’s!
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    Don’t know what the speed limit is on their street, but at 40mph you’re going to cover that 75 yards in under 4 seconds. More than likely before the light can turn red. So you won’t be affected by the light, you’re just screwing everyone around you!
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    Who has the tinier dicks, crotch rocket guys that speed everywhere or ridiculously lifted truck owners?
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    Getting old sucks

    GoPokes83 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    All I’m reading is a shit ton of humblebragging that you guys are seeing doctors. Other than the occasional specialist I don’t think I’ve seen an actual doctor in a dozen years! But the PA’s I’ve seen seem to do a pretty decent job.
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    Maybe one of you can dumb this down for me. If space is infinite, yet it’s also continually expanding where does it expand to? If you can measure that it’s expanding then doesn’t that mean it’s not really infinite?
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    Recent Zoning. Within the last couple of years.
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    Those are some calm rats to just lay in those buckets like that.
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    Probably a few thousand years too late to be the first grandma who’s slinging poon lady.
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    Shit My Kid Says

    GoPokes83 replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz

    So in order to combat any future laxative addiction it’s important to introduce laxatives? My experience with beer says this may not be the smartest approach.
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    You think there’s any useable parts left after that? Maybe some skin, or an eye if the helmet managed to stay together I suppose.
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    Kid asked me how many HEB stores there were in the US and Google delivered this gem. That’s about right.
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    Getting old sucks

    GoPokes83 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    Thanks!! I’m fortunate enough to not use either, plus I’m not very bright.
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    That photo needs more American flag lapel pins.

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