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GoPokes83

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  1. Huh? There’s a full length movie in the fact that people put hot sauce on stuff?
  2. Tremendous rack. I thought she was some pro golfer or something. She’s been playing just over a year and a half.
  3. That sucks, but as long as this still lives…
  4. Lawyer types: Many years ago my neighbor built a storage shed very close to the property line. At the time there were no property setbacks at the beach, but there have recently been some implemented. A giant tree fell on his shed and his insurance company said the building is a complete loss. He’s planning on rebuilding on the original slab. Will the new building be grandfathered as the slab is still encroaching on the property line, or will he need to move it as the replacement will be considered new construction? He and his wife are absentee owners who run the place as an Air B&B and have proven to be complete nightmare a-holes to deal with over even the slightest issue with all of the neighbors. It’s not a tremendous deal, but I’d love to screw with them even a little if possible.
  5. No way I’m shaking that douche nozzle’s hand. Pretty sure I’m attempting to kick his ass and throw that weapon in the pond while we’re waiting for the coppers.
  6. Little bit of a butterface on that second one. How good a golfer is she?
  7. Or just tell your kid that if he jumps out of the window he’s gonna break something.
  8. That crown has been in use for hundreds of years, so is it a snap back? Inbreeding aside, there’s no way Charlie and his mom wear the same size hat!
  9. He’d probably just run down the field and shove Ralphie out of bounds and then spend two hours talking about how great he was at doing it.
  10. Dumbass thread contains dumbass.
  11. It’s in phenomenal condition! You ever have it reblued?
  12. Blackula is on! In the 70’s the movie theater in my small hometown in Kansas was owned by a black family and I spent my teen’s watching blacksploitation movies there. Watching one now gives me all the nostalgia feels!
  13. Over by the dogs water bowl so they get the blame when the floor’s wet
  14. I needed a purple onion yesterday and stopped in Wal Mart to get grab one, 60 bucks later I checked out. I’m sick to death of spending money, I swear every damn day seems to nickel and dime me out of 2-300 dollars!! I swore today I wasn’t going to spend a dime, but just remembered the beer fridge is dangerously low and I’m pretty certain I’m going to be thirsty later. Dilemmas…
  15. That’s actually some quality mowing.
  16. Closest news channel is in Victoria, and it’s literally the quality you’d expect from a small HS A/V club. Supposedly one of the neighbors contacted the County Judge and the Rangers about the inaction, we’ll see. I guess what I was wondering is after this a-hole kills this old man, can his family sue if they can prove he knew there was a danger he’d be harmed and refused to protect him or enforce the court order.
  17. Dishes in the sink for more than a couple of hours, extra surly if I open the dishwasher with a sink full of dishes and it’s empty.
  18. Then I realized he’s in grad school, and it became awkward.
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