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  1. GoPokes83
    Ad from my FB feed this morning.
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    Yep, and that dude’s balls in her purse
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    I don’t know about cutting firewood, but I have a 6” cordless pruning chainsaw that looks similar to that one that I use all the time for cutting branches up to about 3 inches thick. Used to use my sawzall but this is much lighter/easier to use. The battery lasts a decent amount of time, and I have a spare to swap out. Works great on palm tree branches.
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    So he somehow became police? C’mon BBC, you’re supposed to be both hoity and toity, proofread!
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    Not too much holy shit, just interesting.
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    Close, but it’s got quick release couplers on it.
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    Like choosing which dog turd to scrape off your shoe first
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    Someone left some logs in there.
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    Driver 100%! They’ve been readying us for this exact scenario since the old days of Drivers Ed simulators in HS! (Looks like the guy was cruising along at a pretty good speed too.)
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    Maybe don’t ask for the pegging right off the bat.
  12. GoPokes83
    Paid for some hookers via personal check while a Cincinnati City Councilman and had to resign.
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    Exactly. Why not hang them higher up where you don’t have to stoop way over to suck those brain tube thingamabobs?
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    Something new. Whenever my wife comes in to a room to talk to me or axe me something, if I’m on my phone I put it down so I can pretend to pay attention. It’s 50/50 if it’s face up or down, I just lay it aside because, manners. Last night she flips out and wants to know why I’m always hiding my phone whenever she comes around and what am I trying to hide? Which surprisingly, is nothing.
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    https://amp.tmz.com/2023/04/27/jerry-springer-dead-dies/
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    I’d almost forgotten about this but the store just sounded too familiar. 1977.
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    Not if I practiced all day everyday for a year! Zero skillz
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    Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?
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    Are those explosives strapped to it? Interesting training technique!
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    Don’t know what kind or how large these woods are, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s in there bloating up.
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    Facebook not TV, but I get these ads several times a week. Grandpa muscle’s beady little eyes creep me TF out!
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    All of them of course, it’s hereditary!
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    May should go in the commercials thread, but I was helping Mrs. Pokes get stuff ready for a fire department fundraising garage sale and someone donated a cassette tape of “funny” answering machine outgoing messages from the 80’s. I don’t know anyone with a cassette player so I looked it up on YouTube. Nostalgic!!
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    https://www.inquirer.com/news/bam-margera-warrant-arrest-april-margera-fox-news-20230425.html?outputType=amp
  25. GoPokes83
    New Powder Burn eyeshadow from Maybeline.

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