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GoPokes83

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  1. An iPhone snap of an old Polaroid would work!
  2. No way I’m shaking that douche nozzle’s hand. Pretty sure I’m attempting to kick his ass and throw that weapon in the pond while we’re waiting for the coppers.
  3. Little bit of a butterface on that second one. How good a golfer is she?
  4. Or just tell your kid that if he jumps out of the window he’s gonna break something.
  5. Misfire. Carry on.
  6. That crown has been in use for hundreds of years, so is it a snap back? Inbreeding aside, there’s no way Charlie and his mom wear the same size hat!
  7. He’d probably just run down the field and shove Ralphie out of bounds and then spend two hours talking about how great he was at doing it.
  8. Dumbass thread contains dumbass.
  9. Heck of a shot from a drone!
  10. It’s in phenomenal condition! You ever have it reblued?
  11. Blackula is on! In the 70’s the movie theater in my small hometown in Kansas was owned by a black family and I spent my teen’s watching blacksploitation movies there. Watching one now gives me all the nostalgia feels!
  12. Margaritas to the rescue!
  13. Over by the dogs water bowl so they get the blame when the floor’s wet
  14. I needed a purple onion yesterday and stopped in Wal Mart to get grab one, 60 bucks later I checked out. I’m sick to death of spending money, I swear every damn day seems to nickel and dime me out of 2-300 dollars!! I swore today I wasn’t going to spend a dime, but just remembered the beer fridge is dangerously low and I’m pretty certain I’m going to be thirsty later. Dilemmas…
  15. That’s actually some quality mowing.
  16. Closest news channel is in Victoria, and it’s literally the quality you’d expect from a small HS A/V club. Supposedly one of the neighbors contacted the County Judge and the Rangers about the inaction, we’ll see. I guess what I was wondering is after this a-hole kills this old man, can his family sue if they can prove he knew there was a danger he’d be harmed and refused to protect him or enforce the court order.
  17. Dishes in the sink for more than a couple of hours, extra surly if I open the dishwasher with a sink full of dishes and it’s empty.
  18. Then I realized he’s in grad school, and it became awkward.
  19. I ordered a replacement glass lens cover for the back of my phone yesterday at 1:00 and it was in my mailbox at 10:00 this morning. This both pleases and amazes me. It’s not like it’s a super common item, yet they can get it, and get it to me in under 24 hours. I’m old enough to remember when you bought something from TV or a catalog they’d tell you to expect six to eight weeks for delivery.
  20. I was promised pummeling, all I saw was forced to the ground. Definitely needed more pummel.
  21. GoPokes83

    Getting old sucks

    When the spine Dr tells you there’s going to be a slight pinch with an injection he’s straight up lying to you. Solid 9 out of 10 on the pain scale!
  22. Can you sue a Sheriff in Texas for refusing to protect someone? Situation here on the beach. 82 year old handicapped man had his adult stepson move in with him to “help” him out. Stepson abuses and threatens said oldster, is said to be bipolar. He’s arrested, restraining order is written. Guy continues to show up, has cut all the water lines to the house broken a window, etc. and been picked up multiple times but never held more than a few hours, maybe overnight. The neighbors have banded together looking out for the man, and the dude showed up across the street at a weekender’s house and was sitting on their porch, but the Sheriff has said they won’t arrest him because whacko has a cancer diagnosis and a colostomy bag and they don’t have the facilities to hold or treat him. Any recourse against the Sheriff?
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