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GoPokes83

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  1. Not if I practiced all day everyday for a year! Zero skillz
  2. Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?
  3. Are those explosives strapped to it? Interesting training technique!
  4. Don’t know what kind or how large these woods are, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s in there bloating up.
  5. Facebook not TV, but I get these ads several times a week. Grandpa muscle’s beady little eyes creep me TF out!
  6. All of them of course, it’s hereditary!
  7. May should go in the commercials thread, but I was helping Mrs. Pokes get stuff ready for a fire department fundraising garage sale and someone donated a cassette tape of “funny” answering machine outgoing messages from the 80’s. I don’t know anyone with a cassette player so I looked it up on YouTube. Nostalgic!!
  8. https://www.inquirer.com/news/bam-margera-warrant-arrest-april-margera-fox-news-20230425.html?outputType=amp
  9. New Powder Burn eyeshadow from Maybeline.
  10. I’ve got a quilt made from some early 80’s t-shirts from college if that counts. If not I think I have a bowl t-shirt from the 90’s still floating around.
  11. Googling where fresh air intakes are located…
  12. GoPokes83 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Somewhere between somewhat concerning and yikes!
  13. So you’re saying he’s free to kill again.
  14. Wake up and change your sheets son, you’ve had another wet dream.
  15. I mean, it says VIP right on the bus!
  16. Animal was fine, homeless looking guy was mistreated.
  17. No need to drag Sonic into this! At least in this town they’re faster than any other joint around that doesn’t have taqueria in the name. Double double with jalapeños goes down smooth when you don’t feel like waiting 30 minutes for Whataburger.
  18. I wonder why small plane crashes are still such a big news item 120 years into the airplane?
  19. DGAF about Elon one way or another, but I think it’s hilarious that people who spent millions of dollars and untold years building their brand are so offended at having to throw out 96 bucks a year to keep some random jackass from posing as them on social media and damaging that investment.
  20. Dammit man, you’ve managed to disparage cops, the founding fathers, and the Bible all in one post! It sounds great, but FWIW criminals in Australia still have easy access to guns, while the average citizen doesn’t. https://amp.abc.net.au/article/101306628
  21. Krav Maga (No Trump) teaches you to run away, but also how to effectively fuck someone up enough to then let you get away if you can’t. Completely different mind/skill set than grappling or karate, etc.
  22. Yikes!!! I have a 5th grader and there’s a coach that gives all the kids candy or stuff and it makes my spidey sense tingle, but there’s no way I wouldn’t be on the phone with the cops immediately if she got a text like this from an adult. Don’t call the school until after you call the cops. The school may try and do some “internal” bullshit investigation. Let the principal explain to the police why this asshole is telling her she’s hot.
  23. Kinda wish I had some of the original Taco flavored Dorito’s and a Crystal Pepsi.
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