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GoPokes83

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  1. He’s always been a douchebag, from his playing days forward. When he first started coaching we had a new variation of Leach’s air raid with a no huddle offense that worked pretty well. Now almost 20 years later almost everyone’s doing or done it and we can’t recruit the talent to make it superior. Our offensive plays no longer surprise anyone, and Gundy is Jerry Jones like in his refusal to let an offensive coordinator do his job without interference. Holgy was the last OC to get any autonomy and that was because of Pickens keeping Gundy on a leash.
  2. We are not good. Unless there’s some major changes in both players and coaching, next couple of seasons will suck. In the post game presser Gundy hinted at taking away a reporter’s access for asking if there will be off season coaching changes. Our coach is an arrogant fuck with what amounts to a lifetime contract, and he acts like it!!
  3. C’mon now, can’t beat some scattered, smothered and covered after a late night out! The fights are just a bonus!
  4. I’m with NMAS. Haven’t been in forever, grew up 4 hours from the Mew Mexico slopes and went many a Friday night after the bar closed with whatever ladies we could pick up. Never saw anyone ski with a helmet that wasn’t on the Olympics.
  5. I love Christmas, it’s pretty humbling to share it with my kid and watch her grow every year. Feliz Navidad, good will towards men and all that! But as of around 7:30am on the 26th fuck Christmas right in the face! I don’t want to see Christmas movies still on TV, don’t give a shit about the lights, and absolutely don’t wanna hear any Christmas music!!! I’m moving on!
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    Eyesight poll

    Rules dude… Rules
  7. Looks like it. That Sheriff should have lost his job.
  8. Dammit I just had to look that shit up! Now I’m up at 5:00 making one!
  9. GoPokes83

    Eyesight poll

    Still wearing glasses. It still sucks.
  10. Why’s he whispering? He’s inside.
  11. My wife’s POS sister ( an actual, will blow dudes for cash prostitute, believe me you don’t want a picture) called out my wife after Thanksgiving saying that two of her grandchildren don’t like my autistic daughter and she doesn’t approve of the way my wife’s way of raising her and they all refuse to be around my kid. (Never mind that during T-giving all the kids had a blast together and the two mentioned asked me if f they could spend the weekend at our house. ) Anyway, POS SIL talked to every woman in the family, and caused a serious rift between everyone. My in-laws know what a waste of humanity this woman is, she’s stolen from them and swindled them to the point her mother hides her purse if she knows she’s coming, but will still take her side and put up with her shit, I’m guessing because even though she’s 60 they still hold out hope she’ll somehow get hit by lightning or something and that will make her turn things around. So we’re spending Christmas at the beach without family. There are a ton of old derelicts, drunks, and pot heads without family that have washed up here over the decades and we’re asking a bunch of them over for a big dinner.
  12. Battleground from 1949 is one I can never pass up. The best years of our lives is one of the best movies ever made.
  13. I need to hear more about this crock pot migas casserole.
  14. Dark Shadows was the shit when I was a little kid. I had a glow in the dark Barnabus Collins poster in my room that scared me to death!
  15. Any big time movies you’ve never gotten around to watching, or refuse to watch for some reason? I’ve never seen Titanic, Pretty Woman, or The Notebook to name a few. No real reason why, other than I know how the Titanic winds up, I don’t like Julia Roberts and just never got around to The Notebook.
  16. It can’t be because the movie, or Smith’s work in it weren’t great https://fandomwire.com/this-really-rams-it-home-will-smith-reportedly-cant-fathom-being-utterly-humiliated-after-emancipation-golden-globes-oscar-snub/
  17. I see ads every day for companies that will give you a letter from a doctor saying your dog/cat/pig, whatever is a service animal so you can take it into any store or restaurant, on a plane, and can have it in any housing situation regardless of their regulations. Just answer like 3 questions online, no training of the animal required. Makes me ragey because it gives a shit name to actual, trained service animals.
  18. Saw this morning that on this day in 1888 Van Gogh cut off his ear. Can’t imagine how much that would have hurt.
  19. Pretty sure mine if I were bringing home an MLB paycheck.
  20. Someone tried explaining baseball to him but he had no personal experience.
  21. Unfortunately not Mad, or National Lampoon…. Damn I’m old
  22. A bunch of slow dancing white guys version of basketball. Sure, why not?
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