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GoPokes83

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  1. I have a lil bit of an issue. I enjoyed the movie, very solid entry and storyline. But… While I understand that the ships are built on what 1978 thought 2120-something technology would be, but with even the current touch screen and 4k tech on cell phones I found the VHS with tracking issues styles of the monitors and Apollo style lights and punch buttons distracting along with the constantly glitching lights everywhere. I can’t imagine what will be standard in another 100 years, but I can surely say it won’t be that. As I say it’s certainly probably just me. Still loved the movie though.
  2. How long can you taze someone until the batteries go dead?
  3. Fucking ground patrol to Major Tom
  4. No dick sucking but brava for this thread. I’m not as up to date on the subject but this is a daily read.
  5. No comment on Elon but I drove a Cybertruck Beast a few days ago. Not sure I’d want one but holy fuck it was quick.
  6. I had a semi witty remark, but fuck you this is a near perfectly crafted comment. Bra-fucking-vo
  7. Rallie’s mom’s flapjack tiddies with nipples that could dial a telephone (That was a thing back then) will forever have a safety deposit box in my spank bank.
  8. Did she have her eyes replaced?
  9. The pew pew silencer kills it for me, but God bless Michael Keaton! Hollywood basically wrote him off decades ago around the time they did the same to Steve Gutenberg, yet he keeps absolutely killing these roles.
  10. As of today the 2008 Super Bowl was 6033 days ago, and ETrade is still cranking out talking baby commercials.
  11. Farmer types… How long can corn stand in the field? Most fields here were cut a long time ago, but like everywhere along the coast we’ve had a shit ton of rain and there’s a bunch of fields with stuff still standing. I figured it may just be too wet to get in to cut it but it looks like it’s about to rot. Is it just a different variety or are those fields lost?
  12. Having been a teen in the 8 track days has made me somewhat impervious to being interrupted in the middle of a song. Song /fade / loud click / song resumes, was just how life was back then.
  13. This is all I could think of listening to her voice.
  14. This looks like one of those 90’s Benetton ads.
  15. He ain’t lying. https://www.facebook.com/share/r/RMPEMk3VMEhUbwUF/?mibextid=xCPwDs
  16. Still better than a grocery store Bar S brand. We’re doing these already, right?
  17. You’re massively underestimating how much money 100k is to some posters on this board. That Whoopie / Rosie threesome isn’t outlandish to some of you for half that. And just to be the first to completely go against the clear instruction of the OP I’m going to say I’m willing to bang Gal Gadot for $100,000.00, or 364,053.50 shekels if that would make it easier for her.
  18. Pulled from theaters today, only made 23 million since release. Sequel went from August release to “To be determined”. Ouch!
  19. My Dr has me do a Cologuard test every couple of years. I’m fine with it, ounce of prevention, etc…. But damn it man, could Cologuard be a little more discrete with their packaging? Probably a 9 inch square box with an 8 inch Cologuard logo on almost every panel. Our town only has one UPS drop off at a busy little convenience store and it’s slightly off putting to walk in and wait in line behind some lady waiting to buy some scratch offs and a pack of Kools and hand the box to some clerk with everyone in the joint knowing you’re passing them off a box of your shit!
  20. The amount of guys who are suddenly going to be spit on in the next month or so…
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