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Digdogger

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  1. I had a high colonic scheduled, now what am I supposed to do?
  2. Crazy idea, but they could boil their water
  3. I'm boiling all my wastewater too just to be safe
  4. Immamac needs to learn not to ruin punchlines
  5. Your mom is coming to town from up north?
  6. And grabbing Banana Hammocks
  7. I had a good friend move to Nebraska, and raved about how friendly everyone is. He got fed up with the city life and bought a nice little farm. The first day he was out there the old farmer from next door came over to say hi. He said the farmer was super friendly and nice. The farmer him "We're having a party over at our place tonight. It'll be a heck of good a time. There'll be a little drinkin'. A little fighitn'. And a little fornicatin'." My friend told him "well that sounds real nice mister, what time should I be there?" And the old farmer said "Any time you'd like, it'll just be the two of us." Just real good people. He said it was a fun party.
  8. Wouldn't it have made more sense to put the asterisks by the out of conference games rather than the conference games?
  9. Your friend has a nice flip phone
  10. MORE BREAKING NEWS: Tom Savage has stolen the Declaration of Independence
  11. You take them both and there you have the facts of life
  12. Hippy Hollow is a wonderful spot for a union
  13. Any man who wouldn't punch a smart mouthed toddler in the face in no man
  14. I had El Mercado for lunch, so this hits close to home
  15. @MarbleFalls_TX 23m23 minutes agoMore The city is asking all residents to adopt the "If its brown, flush it down; if its yellow, let it mellow" philosophy until further notice
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