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Digdogger

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  1. I hate to stereotype, but its going to be exactly what we expect: A black chick
  2. think you
  3. My package has been described as 'suspiciously large' before
  4. I’m a fan of any one whose initials are P.P.
  5. Back where I come from putting a table on the drain will get you punched square in the balls
  6. My grandfather went in pretty much the exact same circumstances back around WWII. An aspiring white Canadian rapper who died parachuting in a music video stunt. The only real difference was we was also blind
  7. I assumed Pantex made tampons
  8. I’d rather boil my balls 5 times than live in Houston
  9. Indian?
  10. That's a lot of pipe to lay
  11. I had a high colonic scheduled, now what am I supposed to do?
  12. That's his game blouse
  13. Crazy idea, but they could boil their water
  14. I'm boiling all my wastewater too just to be safe
  15. Immamac needs to learn not to ruin punchlines
  16. Nice try Mr. Knepp
  17. Times are tough for Hamm
  18. Your mom is coming to town from up north?
  19. And grabbing Banana Hammocks
  20. I had a good friend move to Nebraska, and raved about how friendly everyone is. He got fed up with the city life and bought a nice little farm. The first day he was out there the old farmer from next door came over to say hi. He said the farmer was super friendly and nice. The farmer him "We're having a party over at our place tonight. It'll be a heck of good a time. There'll be a little drinkin'. A little fighitn'. And a little fornicatin'." My friend told him "well that sounds real nice mister, what time should I be there?" And the old farmer said "Any time you'd like, it'll just be the two of us." Just real good people. He said it was a fun party.
  21. Wouldn't it have made more sense to put the asterisks by the out of conference games rather than the conference games?
  22. Your friend has a nice flip phone
  23. That’s pretty much all I do
  24. Pics (pre accident)?
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